Borrowed from here.

politicalhumor.about.com/...shisms.htm (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm)

and I thought Dan Quayle was a hoot....


"Like you, I have been disgraced about what I've seen on TV that took place in prison." —George W. Bush, Parkersburg, West Virginia, May 13, 2004

"My job is to, like, think beyond the immediate." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 21, 2004
Like gag me with a spoon :lol

"This has been tough weeks in that country." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 13, 2004

"Coalition forces have encountered serious violence in some areas of Iraq. Our military commanders report that this violence is being insticated by three groups." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 13, 2004

"Obviously, I pray every day there's less casualty." —George W. Bush, Fort Hood, Texas, April 11, 2004

"Earlier today, the Libyan government released Fathi Jahmi. She's a local government official who was imprisoned in 2002 for advocating free speech and democracy." —George W. Bush, citing Jahmi, who is a man, in a speech paying tribute to women reformers during International Women's Week, Washington, D.C., March 12, 2004
:rollin

"The march to war hurt the economy. Laura reminded me a while ago that remember what was on the TV screens — she calls me, 'George W.' — 'George W.' I call her, 'First Lady.' No, anyway — she said, we said, march to war on our TV screen." —George W. Bush, Bay Shore, New York, Mar. 11, 2004

"God loves you, and I love you. And you can count on both of us as a powerful message that people who wonder about their future can hear." —George W. Bush, Los Angeles, Calif., March 3, 2004
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"Recession means that people's incomes, at the employer level, are going down, basically, relative to costs, people are getting laid off." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Feb. 19, 2004

"The march to war affected the people's confidence. It's hard to make investment. See, if you're a small business owner or a large business owner and you're thinking about investing, you've got to be optimistic when you invest. Except when you're marching to war, it's not a very optimistic thought, is it? In other words, it's the opposite of optimistic when you're thinking you're going to war." —George W. Bush, Springfield, Mo., Feb. 9, 2004

"But the true strength of America is found in the hearts and souls of people like Travis, people who are willing to love their neighbor, just like they would like to love themselves." —George W. Bush, Springfield, Mo., Feb. 9, 2004

"In my judgment, when the United States says there will be serious consequences, and if there isn't serious consequences, it creates adverse consequences." —George W. Bush, Meet the Press, Feb. 8, 2004

"There is no such thing necessarily in a dictatorial regime of iron-clad absolutely solid evidence. The evidence I had was the best possible evidence that he had a weapon." —George W. Bush, Meet the Press, Feb. 8, 2004
:hat

"The recession started upon my arrival. It could have been — some say February, some say March, some speculate maybe earlier it started — but nevertheless, it happened as we showed up here. The attacks on our country affected our economy. Corporate scandals affected the confidence of people and therefore affected the economy. My decision on Iraq, this kind of march to war, affected the economy." —George W. Bush, Meet the Press, Feb. 8, 2004

"My views are one that speaks to freedom." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004

"See, one of the interesting things in the Oval Office — I love to bring people into the Oval Office — right around the corner from here — and say, this is where I office, but I want you to know the office is always bigger than the person." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004
Thank goodness or how would he fit?

"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than — I say more Muslims — a lot of Muslims have died — I don't know the exact count — at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004

"Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004
:rollin

"Just remember it's the birds that's supposed to suffer, not the hunter." —George W. Bush, advising quail hunter and New Mexico Sen. Pete Domenici, Roswell, N.M., Jan. 22, 2004

"I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of our country." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. Jan. 14, 2004

"I was a prisoner too, but for bad reasons." —George W. Bush, to Argentine President Nestor Kirchner, on being told that all but one of the Argentine delegates to a summit meeting were imprisoned during the military dictatorship, Monterrey, Mexico, Jan. 13, 2004
:D wait was this for the Coke or drunk driving?

"One of the most meaningful things that's happened to me since I've been the governor — the president — governor — president. Oops. Ex-governor. I went to Bethesda Naval Hospital to give a fellow a Purple Heart, and at the same moment I watched him—get a Purple Heart for action in Iraq — and at that same — right after I gave him the Purple Heart, he was sworn in as a citizen of the United States — a Mexican citizen, now a United States citizen." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 9, 2004

"And if you're interested in the quality of education and you're paying attention to what you hear at Laclede, why don't you volunteer? Why don't you mentor a child how to read?" —George W. Bush, St. Louis, Mo., Jan. 5, 2004

"So thank you for reminding me about the importance of being a good mom and a great volunteer as well." —George W. Bush, St. Louis, Mos., Jan. 5, 2004
:lol

"I want to remind you all that in order to fight and win the war, it requires an expenditure of money that is commiserate with keeping a promise to our troops to make sure that they're well-paid, well-trained, well-equipped." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 15, 2003

"See, without the tax relief package, there would have been a deficit, but there wouldn't have been the commiserate — not 'commiserate' — the kick to our economy that occurred as a result of the tax relief." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 15, 2003

"[T]he best way to find these terrorists who hide in holes is to get people coming forth to describe the location of the hole, is to give clues and data." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 15, 2003

"Justice was being delivered to a man who defied that gift from the Almighty to the people of Iraq." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 15, 2003

"This very week in 1989, there were protests in East Berlin and in Leipzig. By the end of that year, every communist dictatorship in Central America had collapsed." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Nov. 6, 2003
:rollin

"[A]s you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Oct. 28, 2003
:lol

"The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the — the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003
:eek WTF?

"[W]hether they be Christian, Jew, or Muslim, or Hindu, people have heard the universal call to love a neighbor just like they'd like to be called themselves." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., October 8, 2003

"See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction." —George W. Bush, Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003
:rollin

"Washington is a town where there's all kinds of allegations. You've heard much of the allegations. And if people have got solid information, please come forward with it. And that would be people inside the information who are the so-called anonymous sources, or people outside the information — outside the administration." —George W. Bush, Chicago, Sept. 30, 2003

"[W]e've had leaks out of the administrative branch, had leaks out of the legislative branch, and out of the executive branch and the legislative branch, and I've spoken out consistently against them, and I want to know who the leakers are." —George W Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 21, 2003

"I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 21, 2003

"I'm so pleased to be able to say hello to Bill Scranton. He's one of the great Pennsylvania political families." —George W. Bush, Drexel Hill, Penn., Sept. 15, 2003

"We had a chance to visit with Teresa Nelson who's a parent, and a mom or a dad." —George W. Bush, Jacksonville, Florida, Sept. 9, 2003
:rollin

"As Luce reminded me, he said, without data, without facts, without information, the discussions about public education mean that a person is just another opinion." —George W. Bush, Jacksonville, Florida, Sept. 9, 2003

"I'm a follower of American politics." —George W. Bush, Crawford, Texas, Aug. 8, 2003

"[T]hat's just the nature of democracy. Sometimes pure politics enters into the rhetoric." —George W. Bush, Crawford, Texas, Aug. 8, 2003

"We had a good Cabinet meeting, talked about a lot of issues. Secretary of State and Defense brought us up to date about our desires to spread freedom and peace around the world." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 1, 2003

"Security is the essential roadblock to achieving the road map to peace." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., July 25, 2003

"Our country puts $1 billion a year up to help feed the hungry. And we're by far the most generous nation in the world when it comes to that, and I'm proud to report that. This isn't a contest of who's the most generous. I'm just telling you as an aside. We're generous. We shouldn't be bragging about it. But we are. We're very generous." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., July 16, 2003
:o

"It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America." —George W. Bush, Dakar, Senegal, July 8, 2003
:rollin OMG thats the best.

"My answer is bring them on."—On Iraqi militants attacking U.S. forces, George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., July 3, 2003

"You've also got to measure in order to begin to effect change that's just more — when there's more than talk, there's just actual — a paradigm shift." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., July 1, 2003

"I urge the leaders in Europe and around the world to take swift, decisive action against terror groups such as Hamas, to cut off their funding, and to support — cut funding and support, as the United States has done." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 25, 2003

"Iran would be dangerous if they have a nuclear weapon." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 18, 2003

"Now, there are some who would like to rewrite history—revisionist historians is what I like to call them." —George W. Bush, Elizabeth, N.J., June 16, 2003
I give him credit for this one.

"I am determined to keep the process on the road to peace." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 10, 2003

"The true strength of America happens when a neighbor loves a neighbor just like they'd like to be loved themselves." —George W. Bush, Elizabeth, N.J., June 16, 2003

"We are making steadfast progress." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 9, 2003

"I'm the master of low expectations." —George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
:(

"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things." —George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
Clearly.

"I recently met with the finance minister of the Palestinian Authority, was very impressed by his grasp of finances." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 29, 2003
I'm pretty sure W. was impressed with the Iraqi information minister's grasp of information.

"Oftentimes, we live in a processed world — you know, people focus on the process and not results." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 29, 2003

"I've got very good relations with President Mubarak and Crown Prince Abdallah and the King of Jordan, Gulf Coast countries." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 29, 2003

"All up and down the different aspects of our society, we had meaningful discussions. Not only in the Cabinet Room, but prior to this and after this day, our secretaries, respective secretaries, will continue to interact to create the conditions necessary for prosperity to reign." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 19, 2003

"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 19, 2003
Glad to see hes thinking about the little people. :lol

"We've had a great weekend here in the Land of the Enchanted." —George W. Bush, Albuquerque, N.M., May 12, 2003 (New Mexico's state nickname is "Land of Enchantment")

I think war is a dangerous place." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 7, 2003
.....so is "at gunpoint".

"We ended the rule of one of history's worst tyrants, and in so doing, we not only freed the American people, we made our own people more secure." —George W. Bush, Crawford, Texas, May 3, 2003
Freed which Americans? The hostages in the middle east were in Iran and released back when REgan was around.

"We've got hundreds of sites to exploit, looking for the chemical and biological weapons that we know Saddam Hussein had prior to our entrance into Iraq." —George W. Bush, Santa Clara, Calif., May 2, 2003

"I don't bring God into my life to — to, you know, kind of be a political person." —George W. Bush, interview with Tom Brokaw aboard Air Force One, April 24, 2003

"You're free. And freedom is beautiful. And, you know, it'll take time to restore chaos and order — order out of chaos. But we will." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 13, 2003
That you will W., that you will. :lol

"Perhaps one way will be, if we use military force, in the post-Saddam Iraq the U.N. will definitely need to have a role. And that way it can begin to get its legs, legs of responsibility back." —George W. Bush, the Azores, Portugal, March 16, 2003

"Now, we talked to Joan Hanover. She and her husband, George, were visiting with us. They are near retirement — retiring — in the process of retiring, meaning they're very smart, active, capable people who are retirement age and are retiring." —George W. Bush, Alexandria, Va., Feb. 12, 2003
I think they might be retiring?

"[The Space Shuttle] Columbia carried in its payroll classroom experiments from some of our students in America." —George W. Bush, Bethesda, Md., Feb. 3, 2003

"And, most importantly, Alma Powell, secretary of Colin Powell, is with us." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 30, 2003

"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself." —George W. Bush, Grand Rapids, Mich., Jan. 29, 2003
If you terrorize yourself too much you will go blind!!!!

"When Iraq is liberated, you will be treated, tried and persecuted as a war criminal." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 22, 2003

"One year ago today, the time for excuse-making has come to an end." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 8, 2003

All this ability yet can’t safely eat a pretzel or ride a bicycle.

Now I'm not saying it means anything in terms of the man's ability to run a country that can wipe all life off the face of the world.....I just thought people would have a good read at work. Too bad he did not fully endorse stem cell research, maybe we could get Regan back.

You have WAY too much time.

I like this one better... more style.

The following is a poem made up
entirely of actual quotes from George W. Bush.


The quotes have been arranged
for aesthetic reasons only
by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson.


MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.

This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being
and the fish can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope,
where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!

Knock down the tollbooth!

Vulcanize Society!

Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

Buz you could have grinded out a couple AA's in the time it took you to compose that. Now leave GWB alone damnit!

One of the reasons I like Bush so much is that I can relate with him; he doesn't think he is better than the common person. Everyone says stupid things every so often, Kerry included. The only difference is that I feel detached to Kerry, I cannot relate with him and he has no personality.

The one reason I like him so much, is that he is so fucking retarded, it's almost beyond comprehension that this man is running a country.

'Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling'

- *hits his head against a wall*
TELL ME HE WAS JOKING! /cries

'Everyone says stupid things every so often, Kerry included. The only difference is that I feel detached to Kerry, I cannot relate with him and he has no personality. '

- Being an illiterate retard is personality? You wouldn't prefer a man who can give a speech without making the entire world cringe at the stupidity?
LOOK AT MY FUCKING SIGNATURE!

Not being a good orator doesn't make him retarded Halo.Kerry isn't a good one either, with the emotionless monotone and all. They end up about equal in this department..one speaks with passion but poorly, one speaks fairly well but sounds lifeless.

You would rather have someone who'll most likely accidently declare war while trying to praise a country, as opposed to someone who will strike up a great, diplomatic speech, but won't make the foreign administration wanna jump in to bed with him?

Besides. You have to laugh. I can't think of another world leader, in history, who's had so many blundering moments.

www.bushflash.com/idiot.html

This coming from the guy who doesn't think there are camels in Iraq? And you're right. I don't want someone who is all talk and rhetoric; I want someone who is man enough to take action on things.

Bush says "uh" a good bit and mumbles sometimes, but thats hardly the same thing as accidently declaring war..just as Kerry is hardly capable of great diplomatic speeches.

I want someone who is man enough to take action on things.

Where Bush was during Vietnam?
He is man enough to lie and send others to war...

ROFLMAO!!!!!

Did anyone hear his speech when he couldn't, for his life, pronounce the name of the prison?

HAHAHAHAhaha!! I'm sorry.. It was just hillarious.

ROFLLMAOLOLOLOL LL OL OOOLOLLOOLLLL!!!! OL OLLLLOO HAHAHA LOLLOO HAHAHAHA

What a dooozy!

Did you hear Al Gore today? It's now Abu Gab prison!

LMAO ROFL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL LOL!!!!!!

You're such a tool Halo.

You're such a tool Halo.

I swear I wish I could write in vote you for Vice Prez Akipt.

I'm gonna ask this as a serious question:
Do you have a crush on Bush, Akipt?
And for you, Osgiliath. Do you have a crush on Akipt?

This is getting in to a weird fucking place.
Everytime Bush is brought up, Akipt sings his praises without a wrong. Everything Akipt comes up, Osgiliath starts licking his testicals and voting him for president.

HAHAHAHHAHAHA. I knew if I typed that you'd get all goofy on us all. That was really a funny respone.

Go see my little AyRo political cartoon (http://p196.ezboard.com/fayonaerofrm12.showMessage?topicID=963.topic) listed in the Nuggets section.

Osgiliath, you can only use the defense of "I WAS ONLY BE A FUCKING RETARD SO U WULD GET ALL PISSY" about twice before it becomes plainly obvious that you're actually just a fucking little pussy.
Get your fat fucking face out of Akipts saggy shitty arse, and start praising someone with a bit of fucking sense, other than that whiny twat who can't seem to laugh with the rest of the world when his beautiful president can't say a single word without gubbering up some bullshit.
"Abu.. Agbur.. Agbur Grag prison.."

Got it? Good bitch.

"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein,"

- President Bush, May 25th

:rollin

Osgiliath, you can only use the defense of "I WAS ONLY BE A FUCKING RETARD SO U WULD GET ALL PISSY" about twice before it becomes plainly obvious that you're actually just a fucking little pussy.

Why only twice? It works all too well. You are all too predictable Halo. It is VERY easy to push your buttons. No, I think i'll just keep interjecting inane babble just to piss you off. Have a nice day and please drive through.:rollin

ie Oh fuck, gotta make something up to excuse my utter retarded nature.
ps I <3 akipt omgosh!11

Just can't help yourself can you Halo? Just have to keep opening your cock holster. Way to derail a perfectly good thread. Way to go junior.

cock holster

You owe Marz 3.50 for copyright fees for using that.

I do? I guess I have not seen it in a long time. /grumbles off to find my wallet. Damn copywrite fees these days.

'Just can't help yourself can you Halo? Just have to keep opening your cock holster. Way to derail a perfectly good thread. Way to go junior. '

- I love making you mad.

ITS LIEK SOOO FUNNY AND SO WHAT I MEANT TO DO HAR HAR HAR!!11onetwo!!11

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http://www.spazoutny.com/gop-3.jpg

http://www.club-portal.com/Images/bush_we-werent-soldiers.jpg

Wow L2, I'm sure I'm not the first to say it, but you've really fallen off the left end, so to speak.

You went from being one of the staunchest supporters of the war and the ensuing removal of Saddam just about 9 or 10 months ago, and now you're edging dangerously close to Ytrok Lala-land - especially with these recent picture posts, which don't really do anything but make those of us who once listened to your vehement support of the action and think "wtf?".

Let me put it this way - one of the biggest critiques of incumbent nom Kerry is his "waffling" on many issues.

What about yours?

--Cen

Lol relax..

Im just fucking around with those.. laugh a little... post something with Kerry or whatever..

unless you have a lump of coal between your butt cheeks. then keep being so uptight, shit, you might get a diamond.

as far as changing mind on the War.
I still SUPPORT THE PRINCIPLES of the war, but its application has sucked ass.

i liked the first one, but the second one i'm iffy on

It could be worse...
www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5079.../newsweek/ (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5079259/site/newsweek/)

"Don't make us blow you up and free you"

- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Beautiful :P

dangerously close to Ytrok Lala-land


Ytrok was actually pretty damn good about putting forth real arguments instead of slipping into "Lala-land" up until the last. Taino and Halo Happy Fun Land is closer to the mark.

crist0 make Mongo cry :(

Yes, I live in a "lala land" where I put my faith in make-believe weapons covered in Faerie Dust so we can't see them.

Oh no. No. Wait. That's not me.

*skips off in lala-land*

If ya want Crist0

Feel free to post some from sacredcowburgers.com

I was gonna, just to make it up to you and be "fair and balanced" *gag* (although I DO have foxnews on right now), but I couldnt find anything I thought was a good zinger, maybe Im biased.

Ok.. finally found one that was funny.

http://storetn.cafepress.com/2/10167982_F_store.jpg

forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/...ink=970815 (http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=970815)

So dead you're gonna make me troll..

Fine :(

ANOTHER WMD FOUND!! (http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1101040607-644112,00.htm) :evil :D 8o :b

More Of George W. Bush’s Greatest Quotes:

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

"I think if you know what you believe; it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question."

"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."

"We ought to make the pie higher."

"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program."

"It's your money. You paid for it."

"I'm a uniter not a divider. That means when it comes time to sew up your chest cavity, we use stitches as opposed to opening it up."

- George W. Bush

'"I'm a uniter not a divider. That means when it comes time to sew up your chest cavity, we use stitches as opposed to opening it up." '

- :rollin
Sounds more and more like LL with his metaphors :P

A few more.......

They said this issue wouldn't resignate with the People. They've been proved wrong, it does resignate."

"A surplus means there'll be money left over. Otherwise, it wouldn't be called a surplus."

"I don't want nations feeling like that they can bully ourselves and our allies. I want to have a ballistic defense system so that we can make the world more peaceful, and at the same time I want to reduce our own nuclear capacities to the level commiserate with keeping the peace."

"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun."

"It's a school full of so-called at-risk children. It's how we, unfortunately, label certain children. It means basically they can't learn. ... It's one of the best schools in Houston."

... I've been talking to Vicente Fox, the new president of Mexico... I know him... to have gas and oil sent to U.S.... so we'll not depend on foreign oil...

"...more and more of our imports are coming from overseas."

"We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans."

"Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness."--

"They said this issue wouldn't resignate with the People. They've been proved wrong, it does resignate."

The word you are looking for is resonate. What is humorous about that statement?

"A surplus means there'll be money left over. Otherwise, it wouldn't be called a surplus."

It's true, and it would be interesting to see what the actual context was for this one, as I could easily see it being used to argue a point a liberal had made about the budget.

"I don't want nations feeling like that they can bully ourselves and our allies. I want to have a ballistic defense system so that we can make the world more peaceful, and at the same time I want to reduce our own nuclear capacities to the level commiserate with keeping the peace."

The guy says he doesn't want anyone thinking they can bully the US or its allies, that he wants a missile defense system in place and that he feels it would contribute to a more peaceful world, and that at the same time he wants to reduce the US nuclear stockpiles.

What's funny about that?

"It's a school full of so-called at-risk children. It's how we, unfortunately, label certain children. It means basically they can't learn. ... It's one of the best schools in Houston."

It's a school for underpriviledged youth that other schools have given up on, and in spite of that it is one of the best schools in Houston.

What's your problem with that?

"...more and more of our imports are coming from overseas."

An increasing percentage of our imports are coming from overseas, as opposed to from other countries in America.

Are you confusing the US and Australia?

We are not an island unto ourselves(and you Euros knock American geography knowledge?).

Im sure Bush would like his nuts back when your done with them Crist0. There are BOOKS full of these kind of comments. Bad grammar, bad analogies, the list goes on and on. Don't come here and say that Bush makes good speeches and gives good interviews because he simply isn't very articulate.

You don't even have Ledge's excuse of English not being your first language for listing some of those.

Sad.

You don't even have Ledge's excuse of English not being your first language for listing some of those.

Really, what quotes did I list? I dont need an excuse about language to say your a fanatic. I just mentioned there are several books on the shelves of quotes just like this. Are all of them wrong? What is your evidence to the counter? Or are you just talking with no back up as per usual?

jesus Cristo, get a fucking sense of humour once in a while.

Seriously, stop the Bush cock sucking. Just once, maybe?

The word you are looking for is resonate. What is humorous about that statement?

He's the president and he sounds like someone doing a Mike Tyson impression on SNL.

as opposed to from other countries in America

...and how many countries are there in America? Are you talking about North America, Central America, or South America? Last time I checked there was no continent named "America", that term has been traditionally used as a shortened United States of America. Your even starting to sound like your hero now Cristo!! :p

Seriously, stop the Bush cock sucking. Just once, maybe?

Seriously, stop spanking Bush like a bad little boy. Just once, maybe?

Seriously, stop spanking Bush like a bad little boy. Just once, maybe?

Why? Every president that I can remember was lampooned in some way.

Maybe if he stops acting like a bad little boy!! :D

"I don't want nations feeling like that they can bully ourselves and our allies. I want to have a ballistic defense system so that we can make the world more peaceful, and at the same time I want to reduce our own nuclear capacities to the level commiserate with keeping the peace."

What's funny about that?
commiserate: To feel or express sorrow or pity for; sympathize with.

Bush wanted to say "commensurate" (Of the same size, extent, or duration as another. Corresponding in size or degree; proportionate), assuming he knows of the word.

"...more and more of our imports are coming from overseas."

An increasing percentage of our imports are coming from overseas, as opposed to from other countries in America.

Are you confusing the US and Australia?

We are not an island unto ourselves(and you Euros knock American geography knowledge?).


lol....I stand corrected seems you understand perfectly well.

As for geographical knowledge (or knowlede of geography) :lol ...... last time I checked 2/5 of American adults could not locate Canada on a map of the world ( I would assume one without text, though I would not be prepared to bet money on it) and don't get me started on the which way is up on the Canadian flag thing.

And had you stated other counrties in "The Americas" or North America (though than the plural would be moot) you would have had a point. As it is, I think Bush might have an opening for you as a speech writer.

I just find it funny that the one man with the power to destroy the entire world can't think on his feet and is proud of the fact that he never reads the news paper.

There have been many bright American, Republican Presidents. W is not one of them and it amuses me greatly.

Folks comming to his aid saying he is not a moron, just add fuel to my fire of fun. Just admit the guys a dolt and you are happy to support him for another term. Than its all good.

He speaks a dialect. Calling him a moron is... moronic.

jesus Cristo, get a fucking sense of humour once in a while.

It's hard to laugh or generally have a sense of humor when your so angry and paranoid that you see every single idea that does not march lock step with your own as a personal attack, even when the post or idea has nothing at all to do with you.

Of course I am sure he will call me some colorful names and tell me how wrong I am and that it's really a big "vast left wing conspiracy" (read liberal media).

He speaks a dialect. Calling him a moron is... moronic.
Confusing malapropisms for a dialect...now that's moronic.

Oh hell they just keep comming :)

"And I am an optimistic person. I guess if you want to try to find something to be pessimistic about, you can find it, no matter how hard you look, you know?" —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 15, 2004

"I want to thank my friend, Senator Bill Frist, for joining us today. You're doing a heck of a job. You cut your teeth here, right? That's where you started practicing? That's good. He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me." —George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004

"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 25, 2004

Wonder if someone will bring up the obvious about having two hands? :rollin


and a little joke for you all.....

George W. Bush's Intelligence Quiz

While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."

She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

"Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. He summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

"Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.

"Now look here Colin Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother, or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you dumb ass."

Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!" And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb ass, It's Tony Blair!"

It's funny 'cause we all know it could be true :)

get a fucking sense of humour


I have a sense of humor, and more importantly I can tell when something isn't funny. Bush is not a good orator, there is plenty of material to go on without inventing/manipulating information.

What am I saying, keep at it. Just makes YOU look dumb when you put forth that sort of thing.


He's the president and he sounds like someone doing a Mike Tyson impression on SNL.


First off, who watches SNL anymore?

More importantly, who does such a shitty Tyson impersonation that it sounds like Bush?


and how many countries are there in America? Are you talking about North America, Central America, or South America? Last time I checked there was no continent named "America"


When listing continents you list Central America?

And you are trying to correct someone else about geography?

There are 50 btw champ(countries and major territories in America).

You'll notice the person to use the continent label is YOU, where I was simply generalizing BOTH continents. I guess I was wrong to believe that concept could be grasped when we're talking about what countries AREN'T overseas.


Bush wanted to say "commensurate" (Of the same size, extent, or duration as another. Corresponding in size or degree; proportionate), assuming he knows of the word.


Must have missed that.

Now since this is a transcript of what he said, how do YOU know the person writing it didn't do a typo(or Ledge, resignate anyone?)? It would be interesting to see/hear the tape of where he said this to get a better idea of this one's validity.


lol....I stand corrected seems you understand perfectly well.


Yes, most people who are fluent in English could understand what he said and meant. You simply weren't fluent enough in English to have caught it, no shame in that(to give you the benefit of the doubt instead of guessing you're just slow like that).


As for geographical knowledge (or knowlede of geography) ...... last time I checked 2/5 of American adults could not locate Canada on a map of the world ( I would assume one without text, though I would not be prepared to bet money on it) and don't get me started on the which way is up on the Canadian flag thing.


I am a product of US public schools..I'd go head to head with you(or any other Euro we have here) anytime on geography.


And had you stated other counrties in "The Americas" or North America (though than the plural would be moot) you would have had a point. As it is, I think Bush might have an opening for you as a speech writer.


Given your poor understanding of english and bad info, I'd say Michael Moore has a spot for you editing his films.


I just find it funny that the one man with the power to destroy the entire world can't think on his feet and is proud of the fact that he never reads the news paper.


He can't think on his feet? What are you basing this on, just his poor speaking ability?

As for reading the paper, you do realize he has other means of getting information than the New York Times, right?


Folks comming to his aid saying he is not a moron, just add fuel to my fire of fun. Just admit the guys a dolt and you are happy to support him for another term.


He graduated with a degree from Yale, a MBA from Harvard, and he got better grades than Al Gore while he was at it - and Al was smart enough to invent the internet!


It's hard to laugh or generally have a sense of humor when your so angry and paranoid that you see every single idea that does not march lock step with your own as a personal attack


Or maybe it's hard to laugh at someone who is trying way too hard to make things funny.

"He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me."

Now, if you were fluent in English and heard this instead of seeing it in written form you might have caught that he said he married a west texas girl, just like Bush did.

"When listing continents you list Central America?"

Central America is at least a recognized geographical region!!...America is only recognized as slang for the USA.

"There are 50 btw champ(countries and major territories in America). "

Sorry Champ there are NO countries in America.....you may be confused with saying "The Americas" which includes North, Central, and South America. "America" is commonly used as a shortening of the United States of America. Yes, I am lecturing you on geography....like our prez...you don't seem to have a clue in that area.

"I guess I was wrong to believe that concept could be grasped when we're talking about what countries AREN'T overseas."

Sorry, I know, nit-picky. But I couldn't let a such a silly statement like there are 50 countries in America go by....in this of all threads.

lol its almost too easy.

"There are 50 btw champ(countries and major territories in America). "


Mind listing them?

He is for some unknown reason counting the countries of the Caribbean
North America (3) South America (12) Central America (7)

Hmmmmm think one might have to, how should I put this, GO OVER A SEA to get to the countries of the carribean? I'm from Barbados originally and can't remember ever driving to "North, Central or South America".

Yes, I am lecturing you on geography....like our prez...you don't seem to have a clue in that area.
Really? I'm smart enough to know that if I am going to "be nitpicky" about things I shouldn't be stupid enough to list Central America as a continent, it's like telling someone "You're spellin sukks".


He is for some unknown reason counting the countries of the Caribbean
North America (3) South America (12) Central America (7)
Yes, some unknown reason Professor.

A reason such as the fact that they are part of North America like Greenland or the Faulklands in South America's case.

Being an island doesn't stop you from being identified part of a larger continent.


Hmmmmm think one might have to, how should I put this, GO OVER A SEA to get to the countries of the carribean?Yes, but that doesn't mean they are overseas..the general usage of that term would mean Europe, Asia, Australia, Africa to someone from the US.


I'm from Barbados originally and can't remember ever driving to "North, Central or South America".
Good for you.

You can't drive from Taiwan to mainland Asia either...does that mean Taiwan isn't a part of Asia?

"Really? I'm smart enough to know that if I am going to "be nitpicky" about things I shouldn't be stupid enough to list Central America as a continent, it's like telling someone "You're spellin sukks"."


Please show all in this thread just where I ever said Central America was a continent.:confused:

"...and how many countries are there in America? Are you talking about North America, Central America, or South America? Last time I checked there was no continent named "America", that term has been traditionally used as a shortened United States of America. Your even starting to sound like your hero now Cristo!!"

I did not list Central America as a continent. Way to invent an argument Cristo....to deflect from your own mistake. 50 countries in "America"...hahahahaha!!!:rolleyes:

That post was ramble-rific

Please show all in this thread just where I ever said Central America was a continent.

Are you talking about North America, Central America, or South America? Last time I checked there was no continent named "America"
What was that! Did I just see Ailwon identify Central America in his list of continents?

I did! I did!

Fuck's sake, if you are going to deny saying something at least be smart enough to not quote yourself saying it in the very same post.

I did say America, and I meant America inclusive, as in "The Americas" if you want to nitpick... however you knew what I meant when I wrote it, and then you tried to smart off and correct me on semantics and ended up looking like an idiot yourself by listing Central America.

Inventing an argument indeed...perhaps we should talk about inventing arguments in response to you "nitpicking" the semantics of my post to take attention away from how stupid it was to not realize the US has exports that don't go overseas.

' Now since this is a transcript of what he said, how do YOU know the person writing it didn't do a typo'

- Oh god Crist0.
Seriously, stop, please. It's making me cringe. You're above this painful Bush arse-licking. Draw a line somewhere.

Yah you may agree with his policies, but laugh with the rest of us when he acts retarded (which he does, often) and show that you have *some* freedom of thought.

I agree completely that he bumbles around public speaking, which is why I do like to point out when people make things(like about half of what Buzcam listed) out as bad speaking that really aren't - there's plenty of actual material to work with.


As far as the one I pointed out..I do want to see actual video of that one..Buzcam's source couldn't tell the difference between resignate and resonate after all, and the Texas accent could throw off someone taking it down.

See Halo, thats not possible for Crist0

He cannot entertain ANY viewpoint that disagrees with his. He seeks out opinions that agree with his to affirm his set positions. There is no change, there is no growth, there is only dogma. But to disagree isnt enough. He MUST insult, he cant help himself, its a need born from his own ideological insecurity. Attack anything different from you.
A civil debate with crist0 isnt possible because he views alternative voiced opinions as personal attacks. He gets ANGRY at liberals. He needs to attack, to vilify, to demean and to assault. He is unable to control himself. The Threat must be destroyed. To accept anothers viewpoint as valid, but not agree with it, would be akin to him as admitting he is wrong. A possiblity that would collapse the house of cards.

Didn't you and Halo used to disagree a lot?

Ya, And the insults Halo and I traded were alot harsher than the ones christ0 tosses out,
but there was a humor behind it, a bit of repartee and it was more verbal jousting.
Same thing with Feurfaust, or Zehn or Yeugo...

hi there everyone


i like this comment the most


One of the reasons I like Bush so much is that I can relate with him; he doesn't think he is better than the common person. Everyone says stupid things every so often, Kerry included. The only difference is that I feel detached to Kerry, I cannot relate with him and he has no personality.

this means you trust a official stupid person ?? i mean he talk often bullshit in the public which makes no sense , so why do you believe he really does the right thing if he cannot even express himself with his own words.

just image if he talks the same bullshit in meetings with his fellows in the whitehouse, maybe the whole attack on iraq was a mistake and he meant iran or kuba maybe ? ;)

well , to be serious , i think bush is dangerous because he is just plain stupid.... and his lack of communication skills is probably a big handycap in his everyday work , especially if you think what power he have to change the live of millions of people overnight.

just image how many of his actions are just happened by mistake due to the fact he cannot really say what he wants .....

A civil debate with crist0 isnt possible because he views alternative voiced opinions as personal attacks.

Actually a civil debate with me is very possible Professor.

The thing is we're here on an internet messageboard with people who will eventually slip into insults of one form or another anyway so I figure, "Why pussyfoot around?".

Besides, the first person to throw insults in this thread was ......Halo.

And you used to sling shit just as much if not more than him.

'Didn't you and Halo used to disagree a lot?'

- We never used to be lovers though.
Wanna watch a movie tonight LL, honey-bunny?

Crist0 just gets.. angry and bitter. He doesn't realise that there's a sort of entertaining dance behind arguing in this community.
It's all about the dance.

Wanna watch a movie tonight LL, honey-bunny?

Ok. but if you put the popcorn in the fucking bucket with the hole in the bottom again... Im gonna leave

That was like, one time :/

Crist0 just gets.. angry and bitter. He doesn't realise that there's a sort of entertaining dance behind arguing in this community.


I get angry and bitter?

If you think so it's you who lacks comprehension of the "dance" you and LLeauaric keep flirting around about.

Still waiting on the list, none of which should be over seas.

has anyone seen farenheit 9/11?

Hey Buzcam, keep waiting.

If you can't look at a map and read the country names then -I- can't help you.

“In my judgment, when the United States says there will be serious consequences, and if there isn't serious consequences, it creates adverse consequences.”

“As you notice, when there's a hole in the ground and a person is able to crawl into it in a country the size of California, it means we're on a scavenger hunt for terror, and find these terrorists who hide in holes is to get people coming forth to describe the location of the hole, is to give clues and data. And we're on it.”

“It's a different kind of combat mission, but, nevertheless, it's combat, just ask the kids that are over there killing and being shot at.”

“Security is the essential roadblock to achieving the road map to peace.”

“The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur.”

“I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things.”

“There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on -- shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again.”

- George W. Bush, President Of The United States Of America


I like the one about the French.

You must be out of material, you're reposting things you've already mentioned in this very thread.

Hey, while you're looking for more quotable quotes, maybe you can come up with the reason why you couldn't drive to North America while living in Barbados?

You must be out of material, you're reposting things you've already mentioned in this very thread.

Hey, while you're looking for more quotable quotes, maybe you can come up with the reason why you couldn't drive to North America while living in Barbados?
I'll let you figure that out and post about how you already knew.

Anyhow thanks for illustrating my point as to why it is that clear communication is important. Especially in a world leader.

"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur.”

Haha this guy is good. Especially considering entrepreneur is a french word that made its way to english vocabulary hah. Just good.

yes kinu, that is whats funny about that line

I find the whole issue more disturbing than funny.

“The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur.” I find the whole issue more disturbing than funny.Hope I don't get fired for the laughs my boss is hearing coming out of my office!!! :D

Once again Bowler, you hit the nail on the head!!

I stand corrected and offer a full retraction of my previous posts.

"I'm the commander — see, I don't need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president." —George W. Bush, as quoted in Bob Woodward's "Bush at War"

I'll let you figure that out and post about how you already knew.

No, you're the one that said you'd never driven to North, Central or South America while living on Barbados.

You tell us why that is.

Then I will respond and correct you.

See how this all works?

I told you my car don't float. Correct me as to how I can not drive from an island to another piece of land in lets say North America or South America. Glad to see you using the correct names now though sport. Least you learned something. Glad I could correct you on that one.

Now, how can one drive a car from an island to the main land without being shipped?

You also classified the 50 countries in "America" as not being over seas, so I would suggest that you are not aware that the great big things that surrounds every piece of land in the world are made of water and or that the vast majority of cars do not float.

Actually Buzcam(see, isn't it better now that we're following the pattern!), the reason you never drove TO North America is that you already WERE IN NORTH AMERICA!

Isn't that great!

Was I over seas?

And I certainly was not in "America" as you said earlier in your posts...'cause if I were I would be an American wouldn't I?

I see yoou slowly deflecting your earlier error and making the turn but damn your 4 year old logic. You don't burry the Survivors!!!!

Letterman's Top Ten List: Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About "Fahrenheit 9/11":

10. That actor who played the President was totally unconvincing

9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election

8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words

7. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where I get him deported

6. Didn't have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and gives people the finger

5. Of all Michael Moore's accusations, only 97% are true

4. Not sure - - I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe

3. Where the hell was Spider-man?

2. Couldn't hear most of the movie over Cheney's foul mouth

1. I thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball

Yes, you most certainly were in North America Buzcam..rejoice, you are an American of sorts!


And no, it is not overseas. Barbados is what, 300 miles from US land?

I believe the term you are trying to find for Barbados is "off shore", not overseas.

Too many of them fancy college-boy words
OMG, too damn funny!!!

Nice post Buz!!

You know what's REALLY funny about that statement?

Michael Moore is a college dropout while Bush graduated from Yale and got a Master's from Harvard :)

...and yet they're both equally inane, gofigya!!

I really wouldn't go nearly that far, but then I'm not quite as out of touch with reality.

but then I'm not quite as out of touch with reality.
That's what the mentally ill like Cristo always think.:)

Hey, Lets give Bush credit:



Sure, maybe the "Road Map to Peace" is a complete and utter disaster.
Maybe we acted on false CIA intelligence
Maybe the masterminds of 9/11 are still on the run, and effective to the point were we have national announcements almost bi -weekly warning about impending attacks
Sure, maybe the way we have been "winging it" and ad libing the reconstruction in Iraq is a complete cluster fuck. Like a ghetto tenet janitor with a roll of duct tape trying to fix a broken down furnace.
And ya, he IS this week pushing for a constitutional amendment for the first time ever, excluding a segment of the population from certain rights.
But Bush DID promise before the election that he "is a uniter, not a divider", and good golly, he is right. No, not the US, we are as politically divided as we have ever been, What Bush meant to unite was the Middle East. And Boy howdy has he delivered. ;)
Never before have so many muslims been united and joined in mutal hatred for the United States.
Huzzah to Bush for shattering the inroads we had been making. Huzzah to Bush for reversing the gradual move of Arabs toward seeing beyond the shallow lies and deceptions of islamic hate mongers. Huzzah to Bush for so ineptly handling diplomacy that huge tracts of support were lost to the point of open hostility on the UN floor with allies. WTG LEADERSHIP!
Vote Bush, "He delivers in really ironic ways.":o

Every time I think the bar can't possibly go any lower you come through for us Lleauaric.

And you're right. I don't want someone who is all talk and rhetoric; I want someone who is man enough to take action on things.

Personally, I'd rather have someone who isn't a complete fucking moron.

I ll just point out one thing, I know you guys don't really care about what other countries think of you but a president is supposed to represent your country. Discluding his mental capacities ( he was jet pilot right? That does require quite a few technical skills), I don't think someone that can't spell and has virtually 0 communication skills should represent your country.

On this note, I thought farenheight 9 11 was a fairly interesting movie. Its indeed very biased ( to the point its bothersome sometimes) but its really disturbing to see that such a bunch of agenda oriented people are leading the most powerfull country in the world ( economically and military speaking). Hopefully democrates will win in november for the sake of everyone.

PS: burn, burn mother fuckers burn ! people that have seen the movie will get it ^^

Since various people, even after 11 pages, seem to have missed the entire point of the thread, Kinu has explained it in small words for you. That is why the way bush speaks matters.

And L2, that's the best post I've read since we moved to the new boards,lol.

'What Bush meant to unite was the Middle East. And Boy howdy has he delivered.'

- :D Bloody good point. Didn't think of it that way. I look at bush in a totally different light now.







....

What more interesting is to see that supposedly intelligent people can watch a movie like that and think its a valid source of information. His whole premise is based on making you believe that the media is letting you all down by not presenting a big enough liberal bias, and that he's "revealing the truth" that thousands of news reporters and agencies around the world have missed. No... hes taking his own view and making a propaganda piece which presents the partial truth in a fantastical way so that he can make money off of it.

Lap it up dogs.

'No... hes taking his own view and making a propaganda piece which presents the partial truth in a fantastical way so that he can make money off of it.'

- :eek: I thought us liberals were supposed to be naive.
Well duh, of course he is. He's a political film-maker, aint he?
Yegods.

You're not a liberal Halo. You're an offshoot of the liberal party called the dumbass fringe. :p You see at your convenience you missed the point completely. I didn't criticize your precious man for making the film, I criticized the fact that people use it as fact to base their opinions. You can't hardly have a political discussion about the war or the election here without someone quoting that movie in some way.

Let me just say that I don't know who this crist0 guy thinks he is. He seems to be very heavy handed here on what was supposed to be a funny subject. Really though cristO the man should be putting forth a solid intellectual front to the world.

The president isn't being surprised by the media here. He was trying to put out lucid statements to the world, .. and failed.

Thankfully we now have a better choice. Vote for Michael Moore!

See?

The president isn't being surprised by the media here. He was trying to put out lucid statements to the world, .. and failed.
Bush beats Kerry every day in lucid statements. Ever listen to Kerry ramble on in nuance? He had an SUV before he gave it to his family, which made it not his, but then it never really was his in the first place because Teresa bought it for him.

suvs r teh devil

But then is "shipping jobs overseas" and his wife's company has moved 80 percent of its jobs overseas in the last 20 years. God damn Benedict Arnold CEOs.