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Top Ten Reasons to Purchase a BackwardsBush Keychain:

You'll never again be mistaken for a Republican
Wearing one around your neck helps to keep Republicans away and smells much better than garlic
You can attach a magnet or tape to the back of it and hang it anywhere you damn well please!
Carrying a BackwardsBush keychain will make it much easier on the Secret Service to identify you when they break into your house in the middle of the night to take you to Guantanamo
In case of impeachment, keychain can easily be reset to reflect new departure date
It's worth buying one just to see how pissed off Republicans get when they see it
Purchasing a BackwardsBush keychain instantly qualifies you for "Enemy Combatant" status
You might as well spend your money on a keychain now, because if social security gets privatized, you won't have any money left!!!
Once Bush gets his judges on the bench, the keychains will be illegal (and therefore a collector's item)
It makes an awesome stocking stuffer!

Hahahaha...I want one!