I don't like to make posts that have the potential to give one a bad name but, in this case, I must do just that.

Therat (his name explains it all) currently has an item that he did not win. Slippers of Dark Mana (http://everquest.allakhazam.com/db/item.html?item=23211) is the item.

The number is 5 555, the LDoN adventure is over and we are gathered at the camp (EF). Money split has been done, and now its time to roll on the only non-no drop item to be gotten at the adventure. 1 person left the group and said they were not interested in the money or the item. Another passed on the item, so the 4 of us left rolled.
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/stormwind/images/the_rat.jpg
The Rat can even be seen giving me congratulations on the win. The item holder mistakenly handed the item over to the rat, "no problem" I thought. The rat is someone I have grouped with before, and I didn't think him to be one of such dishonor. I sent him a tell and we chatted for a bit, he said he would deliver me the item in PoK. He then proceeds to leave the raid he is at with his guild (Legacy of FoG which prior to this incident, I had nothing but good things to say about them, that has changed much) and goes "link dead" while zoning out of Velks. I wait for about 2 hours, he does not return. That is when I decided to make this post here. Not because I want the item back (I really don't care much about it), but because I want to give everyone a warning about TheRat. Consider yourselves warned, his name says it all. He is all the rat he claims to be.

Ayonae Ro drama hasn't changed one bit, geeze. hi all ;)

Purexhal, I just moved back down to Arizona..

I used to be Runno!

Ack! I didn't realize I handed that to the wrong person, I was so caught up in tells, and handed it to someone in my group, didn't realize til I read this that it was the wrong person! Though I thought I had handed it to you :/ would have thought he would have corrected that though and given you the slippers, you won the roll :( I'll take the responsibility of that. Again sorry for any confusion that caused Transfix :( Hope no real harm was done in that, I try to 'play by the rules' so to speak. Have you tried sending him a /tell to resolve this?

The Rat logged back on, and assures me that this was all just a misunderstanding, and that his ISP booted him. Because of the High level of respect i have for Legacy of FoG, and I know that they are an honorable guild, I choose to accept his word. Legacy of FoG still holds a place of honor with me. As for Therat, I leave it up to you all to decide about him. I choose to believe his word, this time.

Glad to hear you got the shoes, again really sorry about the confusion that caused you. Take care now :)

You make a thread here because someone goes linkdead with a crappy item for TWO HOURS? Allow me to laugh. I rarely go LD and such but it has happened that i was without internet for a few hours or even longer. Next time wait two DAYS before you post, even though you amused me ... slightly. :lol

You're an officer in your guild, and you come here bitching about some bazaar-trash shit item for a 2 hour LD?

Holy crap, we need some guild flames, POP has turned everyone into a bunch of tutu wearing sissy fairies =(

Livtinth, glad you were amused. Delete/Lock/Sticky, do what every ya like with this post, It has served its purpose.

Karmon Shadowstalker, half the story. As I said, this post served its purpose, and served it nice n fast at that.

when i manage to farm 300pp, I am going to buy a pair of those.

BOO FUCKING HOO YOU FUCKING PUSSIES STOP POSTING STUPID FUCKING SHIT.

Okey (http://pub142.ezboard.com/fayonaerofrm6.showMessage?topicID=3654.topic)

Master Damoiel Mindbend
Retired Enchanter of the 60th Season

Sure shewdogg (http://pub142.ezboard.com/fayonaerofrm15.showMessage?topicID=738.topic)

Mwaahahahaha!
That thread rocks :D

HAHAHAHAHAHA Shew = pwned.

Blaze

Does anyone really believe Shewdogg would have all those girls wanting on his jock?

just because you cant...doesn't mean everyone is fat like you.

Tierfin, you've got cum on your lips man, wipe that shit off.

What was the purpose of the thread, to make yourself look silly?

If so, it succeeded.

Going LD happens.

That will learn ya to hand an item over to someone in CoFE.
As far as you know that person could have been Faust..
I think that only 2 people in CoFE are genuine and true. the rest are definetly DECAFE

Sage Zilor
Proud Officer of Paradise War
Former member of HoSS FD ToV and Deathrow

Zilor is back!

Watch out for the Vulcan Death grip!

That will learn ya to hand an item over to someone in CoFE.
As far as you know that person could have been Faust..
I think that only 2 people in CoFE are genuine and true. the rest are definetly DECAFEAs someone who has raided multiple times with CFE, I can say they're one of the most honorable group of peeps out there, including Faust.

I have however been steamrolled, f*ed over, ks'ed from lied to and bitched at over nothing by members of your guild, Zilor.

Oh great... not Zilor.. anything but Zilor.. Jedd.. Abraham.. Yuegou... damn me for saying it... Trilkin even.. but please please not Zilor...

Master Damoiel Mindbend
Retired Enchanter of the 60th Season

You fucknuts, this post is exactly the type nag is for. Hello!?! Someone feels fucked over and wants to post about it. Where do you go? General? Real life? Nuggets? This is a perfect nag post. I wish more people posted their petty annoyances about people in game, so the board wouldn't get junked up with shewdogg's "my life is so interesting I felt like blogging it for you internet fucknuts" posts.

The fact that it's about a junky item is even better, as better to get the info when someone is messing with junk as before yer messing with useful stuff.

Eq board, eq nag, eq quibbles. Bring em on.

I stopped reading as soon as I saw the link and realized it was to Allakhazam, anyone posting links from Alla must be a total n00b or just stupid :)

Its not that this kinda post isnt right for NAG, its that this is a pussy-ass post.

I mean, this is like fucking Silent Outlanders or whatever guilds do Umbral now complaining that someone ninjalooted their Zelnaigsdhsadhqewfweqkeiak kill and stole a 15 cha bracer.

If you're gonna whine, at least make it worthwhile. Fuck, make shit up!

OMG CB TEH NINJALOOETED MYE EMOPRER STOEL T>LASIANSNMAN OF VAH KERRAN!!!!11!!!

It's all relative.

EW's TimeB is my Ssra.
My Ssra is someone's Kael.
Someone's Kael is someone elses Sebilis.

Someone going "linkdead" with (if they were somehow droppable) a Quarm loot is just as important as someone going linkdead with a Trakanon breastplate if a Trakanon breastplate is the level your guild progressed to.

Similarly, the original poster made it clear that it wasn't about the item (per se) but about the chutzpa it takes to /q over a cheap item from a pick-up raid in an LDoN dungeon.

Yeah, they jumped the gun. They had other avenues of regress before they came here. For that, they're not exactly winning any popularity contests, and sure and hell nobody's going to believe (or care) when it happens next. Cry wolf much?

O n000000s now all of the straggling posters on AR will think he is a nerd. WTF is he going to do lol hahahaha

WOOT my favorite punching bag is BACK!

Zilor.......Proud.......Officer of Paradise War:rollin


Is this one of those things like Military Intelligence or
Jumbo Shrimp that George Carlin used to talk about on those comedy records?

ive been in a couple of groups that have let those boots rot cuz they suck so much.

Thats an Oxymoron you are talking about Bylimet.

Oxymoron... pimple cream for idiots!

Dfrac

Yes, there's nothing prideful about Bylimet...who stood by and watched the leadership of his guild kick out his son over an extremely trivial manner. No pride and no balls.

shewdogg
wow. talk about pwnd

ROT IN HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS


Spam bad

damn..switch to decaf already

I'd prefer rotting in Jello than rotting in Hello given the choice.../shrug

Aww, Toober....Why so much H8?

I won't bring myself down to your level diuscussing a guild's affairs on the open forums (and inaccurately, at that), but it is a good example of why you have lost so much respect.

/shrug at least we have respect to lose still

That will learn ya to hand an item over to someone in CoFE.
As far as you know that person could have been Faust..
I think that only 2 people in CoFE are genuine and true. the rest are definetly DECAFE

Last we left off, the lovers Jimi Changa and Zilor were spending the rest of their lives in a remote village in Cathmandu. Zilor had lost his man-handle, but they were still very much in love...

"Zilor? Zilor? Where are you?" I exclaimed.

"Over here, my love. I'm trying on this new rubber outfit you gave me. You got it in my favorite color. And crotchless too! How could I ask for anything more in life?"

"I do it for you, Zilor. You are the man of my life. And I am the man of your life. We live together as one, and forever will will be as one."

"I feel the same, Jimi. You are the only thing I care about." Zilor said, raising an eyebrow.

"What was that about, Zilor?" I asked inquisitively.

"I dunno...I was thinking we could try out this new outfit you got me. Maybe get out the mayonaise, and a hot dog bun, and I can chow down on your succulent pork-sword." Zilor said slyly.

"You read my mind," I said, "I'll go get my lumberjack outfit on."

As I scampered off to find my lumberjack outfit, I heard a sobbing noise from whence I just left. I quickly stopped what I was doing, and ran back.

"Zilor, my love. What is it? Why are you crying?" I said with a melancholy voice.

"I have dreams, Jimi. I...I've always had this dream..this dream where....nah...I can't say it." He said between sobs.

"What? You can tell me. I'm here for you." I reassured him.

"I...Ever since I was a boy, something never seemed right. I felt...wierd...you know? I felt like I didn't fit. I think I'm supposed to be a woman, Jimi. I think that's who I am."

"I am behind you, Zilor. Figuratively and literally, I will be behind you." I said.

"I love you, Jimi. Since I already lost my throbbing hunk of man-sausage in that wood-chopping accident, becoming a woman from here on out shouldn't be that difficult. I could get implants, and buy a little Mary Kay makeup. It will be fantastic!"

"Absouletely, Zilor. Whatever you wish to do. I have one request, however." I propositioned

"What's your request?" Zilor asked.

"I love the fact that you let me violently sodomize you. Can we still do this? I love shoving my manhonkus into your brownstar, expulsing my manchowder at the end. You bring new meaning to, "What can brown do for you?" I explained

"I know. I know. No need to explain. Even though my chocolate starfish become bloody and scabbed over, I do enjoy it when you ram me from behind like an incarcerated death-row inmate would do. It makes me feel more like a woman than I ever have before. I would never ask you to stop doing that." He said.

So we lived on in our little secluded part of the world. Me as myself, and Zilor as a penisless transvestite. It was beautiful. It was everything. It was love....

HAHAHHAHAH Jimi

Sothgar

H8? I dunno, maybe it's because you're talking out your ass again Bylimet. But then again that's nothing new, so you're right, I should not have posted initially. Too late now.

I'm sorry you're just a bitter old man who loves to play women characters. You still make me laught though...the reference to Geroge Carlin records is great...but who the hell listens to vinyl these days...get with the program and buy yourself an 8-track tape player for crying out loud. There's also these new-fangled things called cassette tapes and Compact Disks (CDs). Check them out.

And Awww, Bylimet...why so much denial? It's a pity you are gutless and can't stick up for your family. It's really, really sad. I feel for your son, he deserves better.

Jimi you should write a book

LOL, thanks Toober. Ya just won me a five buck bet, hehe. Ya really are way too predictable.:lol

But I will ask again, why all this H8? To suddenly unload all this vitriolic goop after such a long time, when the comparison of Zilor, and Proud, and an Officer was being made with other nonsensical phrasing, almost makes it appear that you are feeling overly protective of the poor chanter; almost, like a significant other.

Yes, Bylimet, you guessed it...Zilor and I are lovers. Jimi Changa above was really me under another login. You are the smartest person I have ever met to figure that out. Are you a member of MENSA by any chance? Stunning intellect.

You've always loved to insinuate rather than get to the point. Deflect from the issue rather than deal with it. That's fine, that way you never have to commit to anything. Of course, I guess that fits in with being spineless. And I understand why you confuse standing up for something with being predictable, you've never done it. Still feeling sorry for you.

Jimi is a disgusting pervert. Pretty sick when he has to make up stories about my husband & himself like that. I pity anyone who knows him in RL.

<----- Pitied...and proud.

Hahaha. I demand more Jimi (perhaps a Wizard of Oz, or Star Trek theme next time)!!

Just a reminder, Goe: Since your ability to leash has been found lacking, you ultimately only have one person to blame for anything that happens to you, and or your Star Trek plate collecting, obsessive, psycho of a spouse in this or other threads.

Personally, I can't believe he thinks so little of you as to start this up again. Wonderful husband, quite the caring individual knowing how this affects (or is it effects - I never get that right) you. You know, they offer divorce kits. It would be like Mad-Libs, only more therapeutic!

"Hrmmm, name of person I am married to? Let me think....OH! I KNOW ONE I COULD PUT!" *scribble*

In the words of Will Smith in that one movie about aliens that I can't recall the title of this very second, "Don't start nothin', won't be nothin'."

(PS- picture of Sir Turd Furgeson by request. You know who you are! *wave*)

You know, they offer divorce kits. It would be like Mad-Libs, only more therapeutic!

"Hrmmm, name of person I am married to? Let me think....OH! I KNOW ONE I COULD PUT!" *scribble*You, and Jimi for that matter, don't post nearly enough. :\

Nihou!

Jimi, I salute you. Welcome back. I think you should repost the first part of your story, that was great. Make a new thread with it, a good flamewar would be welcome here.

Go 'Faust!

/warms up the insult machine.



With Tolerance For The Return Of The Schmuck...

Valarian

I pity anyone who knows him in RL.

Much like anyone else on this earth pities you for having to live with Zilor?

Zilor, Faust, and Valarian?..

Ohh this has such potential...

ROFLMGDAO!!!

Jimi you are great!! :lol

Unless I am very much mistaken flaming with regards to hate groups is prohibited on this board? so kindly stop that shit, being gay is NOT a point for the spotty kids out theres amusement, neither is anything else to do with hate groups for that matter.
This will be my second and last post on this board, as I HATE open boards. Any that continue to do dishonor to my guild will be appropriatly declined groups and put on the ignore list in game.

and we have another candidate for Board Moron of the Year..welcome BWhiterose.

*crowd goes wild*

This area is for bitching and calling assholes out when they screw someone over in game and then run and hide by camping out. This post is perfect for this section and it should be filled with more like it. It shouldnt matter if the items were CB belts or Ornate patterns, when someone is a dick, they are a dick. Its not about the item, its about the peeps. So, rock on, Trans!

being gay is NOT a point for the spotty kids out theres amusement, neither is anything else to do with hate groups for that matter

WTF are you talking about. There is nothing hate group oriented on this board. In fact the very idea that these people find homoerotic prose to be funny is quite a far cry from "Hate Groups".

Its your kind of attitude that makes Gay people feel different and shunned. Welcome to being the very thing you complained about. FUCK YOU BREEDER.

Uhm, Bethor, we have several openly gay/bi folks who post regularly to these boards, and guess what? No-one gives a rat's ass who they sleep with. No-one with half a functioning neuron could mistake this for hate speech - we laughed our asses off at what is obviously satirical writing. Get a clue, please... Your spouse, unfortunately, has the gift of being able to make himself a laughingstock every time he opens his mouth on these boards (sometimes deliberately, sometimes not), and 'Jimi', for whatever reason, has decided to make him the star of an ongoing drama... ;)

Your spouse has 'stirred the pot' in here more times than I can count. If he can't take the heat, maybe he should stay out of the kitchen, instead of trotting you out to defend his (cough) honor... ;)

Regards,
Nydia Ywalmoriel
Autonomous Collective

I vote we make it a board rule that Faust and Valarian have to post at least twice per similar thred.

It's just too funny. :(

--Cen

This will be my second and last post on this board
Aww, we are all so dissappointed :(

Nihou!

As it's been pointed out by several people, nobody here really cares who swaps bodily fluids with who...big deal. Some here might make fun of certain tendancies of others as far as their reactions to homosexuals, but then again, nobody takes it seriously, and this IS a NAG board. If you don't like it, learn to adjust.

I've only seen Jimi come out to give Zilor a hard time. It's almost bettable that when Zilor comes out and mentions Tides of Valor...er...Paradise War...flark it, who are they this time? Still Paradise War? Anyway, when Zilor starts talking about honor, his 'conquests', or just has more than one paragraph, out trots Jimi to throw some fecal remnants at the oscillating aerial intensifier. It's a natural reaction.

I've been playing EQ for a while now, and I can say with some conviction that Zilor has most certainly earned the pig-teat sucking reputation he's earned. Either by fact or choice, he's perceived to be a drooling moron on the baords. Whether he's like that in game is irrelevant...in game, I've always thought he should be sterilized by method of a pack of rabid weasels in his pants, because of past actions of his. Just think about it...little Zilors running to and fro someday, spouting the kind of Tourettes nonsense that only their father could be proud of (and understand..ok, maybe Amplifyre would understand it also, but I credit Zilor with greater skill in communication...we at least understand what Zilor's trying to piss us off with).

Damnit, is Blearchie banned from this baord or something? If he's not, let's once again hear about Zommy, Zilor, and a few other crotch jockeys and terminal virgins did some beyond stupid things, back in the day. It would certainly liven up this board.

Myself, I'm going to check back ocassionally on this thread while it's relevant, and maybe chime in if it gets interesting. I love a good bash.

In any case, all of CoFE and their allies (let's talk about allies again Zilor) are invited to my bar at any time for drinks and a good time...you we'd give a wedgie to and lock in a room with Gloria The Skank Ho Barfly With The Sore Named Myrtle.



With Tolerance For A Skewed Reality, Due To Star Trek's Ruptures In Space/Time...

Valarian

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Classic!

Suesse

HEY!

Im not gay my boyfriend is damnit!!!

WTF Gerf, you told me you were only bi-curious :\

That was just to get you in the sack Sel and you fell for it!!!!

Muhahahahaha

Did your sacs touch?

No. So we are not teh gay?

"I want to give everyone a warning about TheRat"


You were way out of line posting this without giving him the benefit of the doubt. People go LD, happens all the time. If he did finally give you your precious shoes, you owe him an apology as a thread on this board, IMHO.

Many issues come when we consider people in red uniforms, If say we had faust on a mission we would make him be in red, then hope he gets zapped, just like in the old Star Trek series. In fact a lot of people here at this board should be in red. I think we will do the same with the rest of the Idaho.
I might even take a look at mapquest!

Sage Zilor
Proud Officer of Paradise War
Former member of HoSS FD ToV and Deathrow

wtf did you just say?

Dear Zilor:

You're waaaay too late there... We put a red shirt on ol' Faust a long time ago. In fact, if you look closely, it's actually tattooed on. It just wouldn't be a raid if the Stinky One didn't die at least once, or should I say, 5 or 6 times, for the cause....

The thing is, he doesn't generate lots of *other people's* corpses in the process of taking the dirtnap :) .

Regards,
Nydia Ywalmoriel
Autonomous Collective

Im not gay my boyfriend is damnit!!!
Hey, does that mean that blonde at the party won't be taken?

Nihou!

What Nydia said...Faust spends more time dead than alive on raids, and the neat thing about it is that usually he's the ONLY one dead...never trains his crew, never gets a bad attitude about it, and never runs out of witty and intelligent comments that everyone can understand.

Unlike some people who train, lie, steal, rape gerbils (and that'd be a shame but the rapists don't have large enough equipment that the gerbils even notice), participate in epic KS events, set up spies in raids, wonder if Vulcans also have pointed nipples (even the men?), try to hit on married women when their husband is sitting beside them, pretend to be even more brain damaged than they already are for attention, blow chimps in back alleys for $5, lie about being in past guilds, need to go and get 'friends' to back him up when he's the one with the mouth that irritates people, slander guildleaders whose name starts with 'P', and in general just plain remind people of 2 week old ass-crack sweat.




With Tolerance For Falling Short Of The Mark...

Valarian

This has got to be one of the best threads we've had going in a while.

More stories Jimi please!!

Am I not alone in thinking it must be hard to type with a straight-jacket on?

You learn to type with your feet when in an uber guild. Makes long raids more bearable because you can do your laundry or play Xbox while you wait for your monk to stop cybering a wizard and go pull.

I prefer the ogre beastlord myself.

I would like to quote Zilor:

he said:

The Idaho

That is all.

You learn to type with your feet when in an uber guild. Makes long raids more bearable because you can do your laundry or play Xbox while you wait for your monk to stop cybering a wizard and go pull. Yeah...That's when I finally beat Halo. Big fun!

On another note, yay for faust fixing his pic. That dude with the big hat pwns.