A few things to keep in mind when you are deployed in the desert...

Read the signs (http://www.avalanchetankers.us/images/iraqi_shower_sign.html)

LOL ...

but it's ok to do so from 12 am - 12 pm

I'll keep that in mind.

----------------------------------------------------------
Only Slightly
I'd Walk through the friggin' wall if I knew I could win.

spanking your monkey, cock grabbing.. whats the other one?

I believe those signs are saying...

Don't spank your monkey

Don't choke your chicken

Don't beat your meat