Binuvin
02-24-2004, 10:31 PM
CHINESE DETECTIVE:
A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone.
A few days later, he received this report:
MOST HONORABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE I WATCH HOUSE. HE COME TO HOUSE.
I WATCH HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE....I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW. HE KISS
SHE. SHE KISS HE. HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE. HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME.... I FALL OFF TREE. I NO SEE.
NO FEE,
CHEN LEE.
A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone.
A few days later, he received this report:
MOST HONORABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE I WATCH HOUSE. HE COME TO HOUSE.
I WATCH HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE....I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW. HE KISS
SHE. SHE KISS HE. HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE. HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME.... I FALL OFF TREE. I NO SEE.
NO FEE,
CHEN LEE.