ok, not trying to be an ass, but doing these is fun =) No malice behind them :)

[url]www.fanta.dk/showmovie.as...E688F[/url (http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=D9FAB3BE-7B74-475A-B349-1F7BBD1E688F[/url)]

First one was gay, second was funny.

ok, forgot to click ezcodes, but it works ;p

Test! (http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=3BE6C493-DAA1-4CDA-B8C5-BF2B9478DA2C)

so, wtf is samanasuke, Zehn? :lol

It's not my fault your name has more then one syllable. 8(

Yeah Arbok, it's harder for us to be remembered when
we don't act like morons like you guys do.

Everyone remembers Tides of Valor too!

hint hint
www.guildrip.com/news/archive/022703.asp (http://www.guildrip.com/news/archive/022703.asp)

ROFL, you have to get the good dirt from RiP do you Varulv? Nothing original or creative on your part huh? Yeah RiP... the white nights of the server who are always in the right. You picked an awesome champion there.

A GM who does show up when you do a /who on them? GET OUT...... They can do that? All I have to say is Grats to the RiP members who ninja's Rifts (VT key power sources) at the Emperor kill where the GM gave you 5 minutes to go or you had to leave. Then they rezzed up on us (and lagged us) in the emperor room while we were fighting after they wiped. Well I guess we saved them the price of the coffins. Your welcome. What GM was that again? Starting to see a pattern are we? Yeah we were full of shit.

at least they don't kil Blood then AE TL :p

They wouldnt have lived long enough to AE TL after blood :/

No, they AE Died.

And since on the subject, we were in the room before you and we engaged a loot dropping mob for the kill and looted our rewards, are you now saying we were wrong for engaging it? Was LS even there when we were at the portal? NERP you were busy somewhere else then ran up while we were handing out targets with our force of 24 or 25 to kill the blood. As I recall the OOC was "You get cursed we got emperor" when we were already there. Its not that hard to recover from an AE TL or a wipe if you know what your doing. After having the same kind of TL done to us AND AE deaths X 2 now, we still picked up the fight and won. We came to kill the blood for his loot, period. Something was better than nothing waiting for you to show up and kill it.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL omg Gandien i really needed this one, ROFLMAO thank you very much that s the worse excuse i ever heard to try blowing a mobs hahaha can't stop to laught

it was good like you saying you need TM on a reset day for the emperor key, hey btw since we are in this discussion why does Succuba is trying to pull RZ out of his room while we there doing the script ? the LOOT ?!?!

Not only that, but such a poorly written story. I mean c'mon, I shit better dialogue. Me > everyone.

Ghazshmuck, you were in another zone, you were not on the blood and it had been up for over 30 mins. We didnt even think you were coming, and we went to kill the mob. Your coming or not however, does not enter in to the discussion on killing it. What did was that we could at least get something to show for it spawning rather than leaving it up for you to claim at will at a later hour if you so desired. That my friend is called COMPETITION, how do you like it? When you actually have to compete for mobs you have to prioritize your target list around it rather than leaving shit alone and killing this and that and knowing it will be up 5 hours later for you to take out. Thats what the rest of us have to deal with. Knowing if we want it we better get on it right away. Odd that we havent seen you take out the emperor since that day, could it be that its not that important to you, but the one that we were going after in the middle of the afternoon was?? Wierd.

Yeah I guess when EW killed the blood just for the loot they were err..... cockblocking... themselves.... making themselves wait till later!! Yeah thats it. I have a coupon good for one free clue laying around here that you clearly need.

I find it decidedly ironic that you dont show up for a mob and when someone else takes action its instantly cockblocking you. Guess what, if you want it show your ass up and kill it instead of romping about other zones then crying about someone else going after a mob you wanted to but didnt go for first. What a crock, competition at its finest.......

Blood loot is still pretty dern good outside the Elemental planes as I recall.

Errr omg did I just agree with Gandien?

Fuck me running...

Fandros

A little off the topic but does anyone else find it funny when Gandien talks all tough then you scroll down and see the screenshot of his druid all gay and fairy like... just funny to me, I'm pretty tired though.

rofl another good laught there Gandien, so if you are telling the true, why many of your member was asking us to TL them out, maybe cuz they disliked what you guys were trying to do once and again, oh wait let me bet your answer, they didn t care about Blood's drop or maybe they had urgent thing to do in RL ? :)
and why ask us ?? that s what i really wonder, i saw many of your wizard there this famous day, will you one day understand that you don't need to hide how you guys really act that s all.
We all know how you like to play, giving lame excuse about competition, my ass, you just enjoy pissing off others and because you can't wait 1 fucking week to see a mob to respawn you prefer blow it so none will get it, that s how you guy work and i guess til a miracle that will never change, you guys ask us to play fairly with you, but why should we ? you don't even work on something to build up some better reputation than you have.
This famous day if you told one of our officer that you were there 1st and wanted blood loot, since you had the guild force to kill him i bet our officer would let you the drop once we killed it, but that s maybe too much to ask to you, your poor ego will be so hurted "omg ask something to Landsucks those guy we hate so much with their fucing timezone advantage"
btw fuck off with the competition thing remember that i was in an US guild before joining LS and i know how that work, i had many competition with VV, EW, Vision, FD, XA and even CB when you guys were stil in ST trying to farm primal, and for sure i never saw so much crap like you guys doing actualy

I have a coupon good for one free clue laying around here that you clearly need

keep it for yourself cuz you actually need it more than me, i might be wrong but only saw EW kill blood to trigger emp then kill him, either blood was up all days if emp wasn t up

Oh and btw, could you at least answer to the real question that we all wait to see your answer ?
Why does Succuba pull RZ away while another guild is there doing the script, there was 3 CB in zone or so mabye 5 dont tell me you guys like challenge and tried to kill him with 1 group, you would look ever more stupid rofl

If they didn’t like what we were doing O stupendous one, they wouldn’t have come in the first place. No guild tool to give away their position or that they were on that day. Wow, another hole in your lame-ass logic. I have no idea why they ask to be TL'd out, I mean.... we did AE TL didn’t we? Right? Which is it? We AE TL'd or we needed a ride out?

Here is an even better excuse, perhaps they just wanted to get out of the way of a potential train wreck given your propensity to fuck up repeat kills of late.... well unless you double or triple the DKP for the encounter right? (Bert. anyone?)

I have no idea what you’re talking about with Succuba, I was probably at work and not on. Why don't you ask Succuba yourself? Even though its clear you believe it, I am not omnipotent.

i saw many of your wizard there this famous day

We're 96% afk. If anyone gets a TL within 20 minutes of asking, it usually means that an Earthquake caused the ceiling to cave in and hit the keyboard in the exact manner requiring the casting of the spell.

Like ole L2 says...(and i paraphrase) "I don't even bother to look up from the TV unless the mob is 68+"

Pfft, l2's a pansy. I didn't even look up then. Only time I ever paid attention was when they were handing out loot.

Yeah Zehn - I knew you would leave the guild as soon as you were awarded the Runed Penis Enlarger of Al'Kabor. Bastard.

Morogon Kobuhz
Ogre Love Machine of Casus Belli

/chuckle

Zehn did mention he always wanted that item...

Fandros

WTF are you talking about Ghazghull? I was in an experience group in the Arena the whole time you were trying to spawn RZ, as was a group of IvM, and some other random people in the zone. Hartmut informed me once that the real RZ might spawn in the Arena soon, but you all didn't spawn RZ that time. So we stayed experiencing for 2 more hours while you tried again. Never once did we leave the Arena, or aggro fake RZ or anything. Hell, I have no idea where fake RZ even spawns. When real RZ spawned and Arena depopped, I "gratz'd" Hartmut in tells, our warrior and paladin then tried to get out of the Arena using the exit downstairs, but were zapped to RZ's feet and killed, so I dragged them for rezzes and then left to experience in CoD. Hartmut said you got real RZ to 32%, which is pretty damn good. Grats. Just stop making shit up about me.

As to killing taskmasters for pouches on a patch day, I have done that twice, and you are damn fucking right I will do it again when an app or probie to CB needs the pouch for his or her last piece for Emperor key and we might have a shot at Emperor that day.

I have no idea why they ask to be TL'd out, I mean.... we did AE TL didn’t we? Right? Which is it? We AE TL'd or we needed a ride out?
rofl sure let s try to make others that you have no idea, you guys were actualy moving into Emperor room via the portal same time as us this day, i mean you were actualy moving and not afking kkthx mr Zehn , and yes you did AE tl but only after pulling Blood and just before being ported out you didnt forgot to dot the snake ( Cleaver isn t it ?), and you though we couldn t handle this crap but we did. your member were asking us to port them cuz it seem there is some of them that have some common sense and knew what you were about to do and nothing else, even your guildmate start to stop following your marvelous leading, pretty funny that your own wiazrd refused to port them out too :p

Now i will just thanks you guys from CB that like to act like that cuz each time we have to deal with your assclown action you make us each time became stronger and increase our morale, how it could be othertwise when we win versus the worse piece of crap that act like that.

Lol, poor Ghaz.... The coupon offer is still valid.

God this makes me laugh even harder at your lame ass, the true sign of the week-minded, and someone who has no argument at all.... you just make shit up as you go along. I had a kid like you that worked for me once, he was so busy spewing shit out of his mouth so fast that I interrupted him and said "Do you just make this shit up as you go along??" and he said "Yeah"... then stuttered and looked at me and we all laughed because we all knew it was B.S. In the end the person without the clue, the one uttering the B.S. is the one that looks really stupid the rest of us marginally tolerate you.

As to your other question, yes EW did on a few occassions go up without much hope of an emperor kill and do JUST the blood with minimal numbers.

Hey snapperhead, when AE TL is cast and the wizard who casts it clicks YES and others have not yet the TL becomes invalid, but you knew that RIGHT? You OWNED me, I mean your game knowledge is the most impressive I have seen yet.

I are telling the true, Ghaz...you listen to David Hasselhoff records too much, its starting to fuck up your mind.

Yes, yes it is true. Before any other guild even began trying Emp and if we were short numbers we'd hit Blood just for the loot.

Fandros

ya, our beastlords needed twinkage

Yes, yes it is true. Before any other guild even began trying Emp and if we were short numbers we'd hit Blood just for the loot.

Sure hitting blood for the loot is one thing.

But also, you know that it will make the emperor unspawnable for a certain degree of time.

Knowing their history of trying to make mobs unspawnable
until THEY got people enough on, we felt quite certain that
CB was Cockus Blockus as usual.

But any, we won that time too. So no harm done...

Uhuhuhuh...you said cock.

Oh nos, my mother will never ever forgive me!

I'm sure she will Varulv. Your mother loves the cock. 8)

>ya, our beastlords needed twinkage

They don't anymore. We should probably stop :(

I'm sure she will Varulv. Your mother loves the cock.

I am sure she does, and thank god for that or else I wouldnt exist.

You gotta love Ghaz though, hes like that retarded kid you used to see in high school walking down the hall with the helmet on his head. Most of the time you feel really sorry for him but every now and again they do something so funny that you have just got to laugh.....

is thinking about it bad too?

i did that sometimes =(

You gotta love Gandien though, hes like that retarded kid you used to see in high school stuffed in a locker and no one would help him out because they where scared to touch him.

You gotta love Gandien Though, he's like that retarded kid you used to see in high school ............. erm wth, no it can t be him since we are talking about high school.
everyone is making fun at you and only you is making fun at me, funny isn t it ? :)

so i guess that ... I had a kid like you that worked for me once, he was so busy spewing shit out of his mouth so fast that I interrupted him and said "Do you just make this shit up as you go along??" and he said "Yeah"... then stuttered and looked at me and we all laughed because we all knew it was B.S. In the end the person without the clue, the one uttering the B.S. is the one that looks really stupid the rest of us marginally tolerate you.
.... is just related to your real life, well you just modified something cuz you were the kid and not the one that did the B.S. well seem you like to change the true story at your advantage, but we already proved this so dont need to brought it back =P

OMG OMG OMG!
hey serioulsy can i have a hug for this one ? :)

What a fucking retard you are, you HAD to know about the deal with Succuba and you got your ass handed to you on that one ... but im the one making shit up huh?

EW NEVER killed the blood just for his loot, despite what any member of that guild posts on this thread... but I am the person who makes stuff up.

The only thing that is factual in your posts is your name at the top of them, after that its all horseshit that you make up to inflate your pitiful ego.

Zen, I was the guy stuffing YOU in the locker in high school, remember?

How did Gandien get so cool?

http://www.maybelline.com/images/splash2/logo.gif

:rollin

Hahahahahaha!

All we need now is Leezord to come and say, "I AM BUBBA, BITCH."

Ghazgull if you think Gandien is the only person on this thread that has been cracking jokes at your retarded ass you are seriously mistaken and should probably start back on page one and reread. Not all the people laughing at your dumbass are CB there are actually quite a few others but I don't have time to do quotes since SB calls and I think Carnage server is back up=0

Varulv, Don't hate me because Im beautiful......

1300



;)

guys we killed the blood because we thought he dropped the sekrit to the ring of fire

get over it =(

Me and Sam Deathwalker got together and "solo'd" it.

You'd think with $1k Ebay money in his pocket, Zehn would have something better to do than hawk the NAG board all day long.

Well he did have 1k in his pocket but his porn bill came you see....

Yeah, porn bill fucked me.

Yea I think Ghaz is retarded too! 8)

By the look of your sig there zehn it looks like ya got a job at your local zoo in the artificial insemination department...probably the specimen collection squad in the elephants pens. Think with all that ebay money ya could buy a bar of soap!

This...thread...must....not....die~


Rallos Zek the Warlord down with no deaths!

Sad euro face, anyone? (

(

I'll do the sad euro face :(

(

Popi sucks and Wiggo is gay

(

But is there some sort of happy euro face? Other than XD...
) ? Would that be happy enough?

You'll see the happy euroface sometime between now and the year 2009, the day Rallos falls...

I'll give you a small preview though....

http://216.40.249.192/s/cwm/big/disturbed.gif

Dear lord, that is scary.

That is a face? It looks more like an international tragedy to me! Flawless RZ makes euros asy " ( " tha'ts sad euro face for those who don't know.

It's teeth aren't fucked up enough.

He falls everytime hes up .. OH .. you mean by LS ..

No I meant by www.reservoirfrogs.com

www.reservoirfrogsguild.com even....

Yeah, give it yellow teeth and then you're better.

sorry, this thread isnt allowed to drop to the second page

I made a turkey burger last night on my foreman grill. It was good, and I tricked my stomach into thinking it was real beef!!! BUT NO, IT WASN't!!! HAHAHAH FUCK YOU STOMACH!!

Talbayne likes a cup o' manchowder with her turkey burger.


Morogon Kobuhz
Ogre Love Machine of Casus Belli

Beats the fuck outta the pasty white soyburgers they forced on us in High School.

Alpaca burgers taste like chicken. Support your local Alpaca farm, eat Alpaca.

http://www.apacapacas.com/images/02-09-12-ricardo-forrester.jpg




Are you guys as hot as I am right now woo woo

i'm sure davan is getting hot atm

No hes pissed...

Where the FUCK did you get his prom pictures?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Same place we got his post-prom picture.

http://peterchoyce.com/everythingsfine.jpg

I usually drink Cherry Aid or Tabb with my turkey burger. If that doesnt go well, I usually put on a yellow bandana and pretend Im Gokuu.

Man I wish that thread wasn't too old that I posted when gokuu admitted he had the hots for his sister.

...

I think I should post screenshots even!

forget the screenshots, pics of his sister please :hat

yeah we trade it to you for Kazzoi's sister pics

Is she french?

no

OMG so leet, this is reply #1337!

board zergling

what is this... zergling?

lemmings syndrom

soooo...... hows it goin?

But remember, the only ass that Davan ever gets is when his finger rips through the toilet paper.

:/

--Cen

;)

Davan gets a lot of ass, more ass than a toilet seat... too bad its man-ass

Or skanky slut ass, but I won't discuss that any further. *(

Hmmmmm....must keep this thread alive...lol

pub142.ezboard.com/fayonaerofrm6.showMessage?topicID=3139.topic (http://pub142.ezboard.com/fayonaerofrm6.showMessage?topicID=3139.topic)

Now spam this thread about all the abd apples in LS plz !

While lamers.net terrifies me to my soul, this thread needs a jumpstart.

http://www.lamer.net/sexyuo.jpg

Aye Zagio, we may have a chance for record number of posts someday... :)

Woah, I didn't realize this turned into the Real Life Picture thread.

zagio owned.. lol

Yes yes...I am the master!

wuwu~

L.

hey Laaraa :)

OMG! Here you go LS! An euro guild on Kane Bayle is recruiting! And only ~one~ guild above them instead of 3! You can be lame even faster!

pub142.ezboard.com/fayonaerofrm1.showMessage?topicID=4219.topic (http://pub142.ezboard.com/fayonaerofrm1.showMessage?topicID=4219.topic)

Oh my gosh! Zehn, I cared so little what you thought I almost passed out!

Paraphrased from a classic Dr Cox line! Gawd Scrubs owns.

Kane Bayle crash every day if not more ...

Well, you've missed two chances now for server moves. 8(

I guess it's better to wait all US people retire from EQ and THEN all euros will have the server for ourselves... And only ourselves... :evil (we may keep Canadians, they are cool!)

:rollin

It keeps going ... and going....
http://www.adage.com/century/graphics/icon_bunny.jpg

Nothing can stop this thread from reaching 4,000 posts

i can make it stop!


everyone.. if you dont stop.. i will take off my shoes.

Im sorry, i just had to post on page 69...

how come everyones sig owns mine?

everyone.. if you dont stop.. i will take off my shoes.

ow. that hurt :/

Dandie, send me some pics of your character (both close ups and ranged shots etc.) to killswitch@ntlworld.com and I'll make you a new sig, I had an idea for a sig for you.

hey zag i need your photoshop skilllz to make me a neet sig as well

i think about a pic of my fewts with a dead assling head on it with the words : pepere kassos was here

btw 69 is good for you

btw 69 is good for you

69 is always good, but not with:

a) another guy
b) an ogre
c) both of the above

:lol

"69 is always good, but not with:a) Another guy"

Damnit Zag then why all the cyber tells?!?!?!

It was you! You lured me into the oval office and threatened to have me cavity searched by your secret service agents if I didnt!

Actually i like Dandie's sig. It's well designed and simple. Just my opinion though.

Druclin sux0rz. Debate.

That would explain all the "Zagio tells you /t druclin Hey man we meeting tonight for the sucky sucky 5 dolla??" mistells I get!!!! :o
:rollin

I only got the "Varulv tells you, 'I slide my manhood into your big troll ass, omg I pump my manseed into you Zagio.' tells. 8(

Varulv could never satisfy me, he doesn't have access to Cuban cigars

Where's my sig? Come on, can't be that hard to make one for a flaming Half Elven Bard ;) Something with Boy George in it, only with a bard epic ;)

Oh my god...
It still lives!

//Kiv

Having fun kiv?

Well.
It was no3 on the list :p
My post wasnt a bump, it was a reflection on the survival of said thread ^^

//Kiv

What I ment was, "are you having fun over there in Asia slackin off?"

Could it be...a bump?




Or could it be that Invictus Maneo has, risking the safety of their collective manhood, fucked Fennin Ro the Tyrant of Fire in his gigantic lava-ridden ass? And could it have been on our first attempt ever at the Fennin ring event?


Could be...maybe you should check for yourself though...



www.invictusmaneo.org (http://www.invictusmaneo.org)

Long live this thread!

Kivorn is home now Hubbe :P

Thought it was 4 attempts at Fennin Ro?

Regardless grats folks!!!

Oh, and welcome home Kiv!!

Fandros

risking the safety of their collective manhood

You still only amount to ~maybe~ an inch around. 8(

yay Grats !

Anyone have Lemon and Salt for a huge Seafood buffet?

Fandros
EternalWrath.org

Hmm who will the devil talk to next muhahahahahahaha i am the evil voice on the shoulder of those that jump ship

My new shield smells like fish!

shut up you idgit

Grats EW !!

Anyone have Lemon and Salt for a huge Seafood buffet?
And I thought you were about to say "for a huge tequila bottle!"

Really sad here... :|

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!@!!

Bump..

RZtW down, sad euro face (

i sense a lot of NAG comments inc...

Holy fuckin cow! 70 pages and still not dead? Sad indeed :)

Woot nothing better then a retired bump! Kobu is teh suck! :)

www.geocities.com/caseykn...oonfed.jpg (http://www.geocities.com/caseyknauss/spoonfed.jpg)


lame geocities have to click and drag link in to address bar


grats EW! you have be come better spoon feeding the sad euro's (40)........

Grats LS :)

Zenrk, I'd congratulate you on your wit if that wasn't the saddest thing I've ever seen. Why the jealousy? Why the h8?

Grats my ex guildies, that's all I'm gonna say :)

<flies back to the thread, superhero style>

And on that note, 1400th post!!

Awaaaay!!!

<flies away again>

Did Drizzen and Gokuu help this time too? 8/

no i think drizzen fell asleep on the couch again, clearly we would of been a decisive factor in this win seeing as LS has 10+ clerics (that factor is being pulled directly from my anal) and alot of rogues (couldn't think of a good fact to pull out of my @$$)

plus us telling them how to do a cleric chain ... because of course they are euro's and lack the comprehension that us americans have to use cleric chains and make ourselves want to commit murder during a AHR kill

Zenrk, while that link doesn't work atm, i'm sure its all just about your Having to do with or arising from feelings of envy, apprehension, or bitterness, invoked by having to walk all the way to another server or message board.. :)

ps. Zagio you still owe me $35...no Euro Marks or whateverthehellthey'recalled either thanks

it's a spoon with RZ on it and a baby with LS on his shirt. =)

and the link does work , try reading, CLICK AND DRAG IT OR COPY AND PASTE IN TO THE ADDRESS BAR.



"feelings of envy, apprehension, or bitterness"

nope, why would i? i am proud of what we did, we worked our asses off and got the job done.

they worked their ass off and failed for over a month, only to have alyx walk them through how to do it. you pulled the same thing with AoW, little mind games.




"invoked by having to walk all the way to another server or message board.."

you lost me here, /boggle


you fucks will probaly help LS in 4th teir too, to keep them right behind IvM to try to keep IVM off EW , because the gap that use to exist is closing, and your scared, you talk shit like you like compition but your scared of it and you do anything with in a thin line of what VI and the PNP considers OK behavor to get your way.

You need a hug or something bro. =\

Some people forget EQ is a game really, take it too seriously. And speak up when they dont know anything on what happened really. Yes keep yelling and keep your hate / jalouesy for you (you seems to enjoy it), i know am playing for fun and dont care about other guilds.

Have a nice day, and remember "The truth is somewhere else" (X-Files iirc), Mr i-see-complot-everywhere :rollin

The Four Seasons - Big Girls Dont Cry

<opening bongos>

Big girls don't cry
Big girls don't cry

Bi-ig girls do-on't cry-yi-yi (they don't cry)
Bi-ig girls do-on't cry-yi-yi (who said they don't cry?)
(My-y girl) said goodbye-yi-yi (my oh my)
My-y girl didn't cry (I wonder why)

(Silly boy) told my girl we had to break up
(Silly boy) hoped that she would call my bluff
(Silly boy) then she said to my surprise
"Big girls don't cry"

Bi-ig girls do-on't cry-yi-yi (they don't cry)
Bi-ig girls do-on't cry-yi-yi (who said they don't cry?)

<brief instrumental interlude>

(May-y-be) I was cru-u-uel ( I was cruel)
Bay-y-be I'm a fool (I'm such a fool)

(Silly girl) "Shame on you" your mama said
(Silly girl) "you're cryin' in bed"
(Silly girl) "Shame on you, you told me lies"
Big girls do cry

Bi-ig girls do-on't cr-y-y (they don't cry)
Bi-ig girls do-on't cr-y-y (that's just an alibi)
Big girls cry
Big girls cry
Big girls cry
Big girls cry

FADE
Big girls cry

Grats on the kill - though I heard you guys found Varulv having sex with RZ's corpse later ... thats just wrong man. ;)


Morogon Kobuhz
Ogre Love Machine of Casus Belli

Its cool that other guilds can try and try on a mob and finally down him but LS just fail and fail until they get spoonfed and then we kill him asap, wtf, I want more spoonfeeding then so we can skip the fail and fail part :(

/sigh
Some people can never just say grats.

grats me ;)

Everyones doing a great job .. especialy me.
Grats LS .. BTW .. err nm... you will see soon as you get here in 2 months...:b

/chuckle

Gots to love that type of post from Zenrk once again.

Alyx is alot of things, but I doubt you'll ever here him say he's a tactician.

No matter...

Grats LS...

Fandros

I m sure alyx led a RZ raid ya....sure hahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

Sorry the of laughing overwhelming me.

Its kinda funny because I don't remember someone from EW coming on your grats thread and talking about how fantor got spoonfed the whole thing by nibble and that guy from heaven and earth hehe.Aside from that the gap is closing for one reason,earth b is bugged atm and we can't move on.So ya its closing eventually and there is nothing we can do because we unlike you don't like cockblocing and we have to wait until they fix rathe to kill him.

ps. Zagio you still owe me $35...no Euro Marks or whateverthehellthey'recalled either thanks

Either this joke just flew over my head like a burning Tornado GR4 hit by a patriot missile or I missed something, but should I be saying "Hehe" or "STFU!" right now? Seriously, you lost me :lol

As for you Zenrk, you prick, 4 tries is hardly a "major zerg till we figure out a strategy" tactic, dont go acting like IvM wrote the book on the RZ encounter either, you guys took more than 4 attempts if I'm not mistaken? As for EW's involvement in this attempt, since I wasnt there I dont know, but for the last month or so of SPORADIC attempts Landslide nailed him and to my knowledge EW wasnt involved.

I'm not speaking as a member of Landslide, my right to do so was revoked when I quit the game. I'm speaking as a guy who's fed up of little pissy girls like you tearing to shreds the hard work of a bunch of people just because YOU'RE the one who's afraid of competition, not Eternal Wrath.

So far you are one of the only people in IvM that has called out Landslide like this, the rest of your guild knows Landslide to be a hard working bunch of nice people, but you're managing to tarnish your guilds good reputation simply by being a jealous little gimp. The whole world isnt out to get you, it's not a giant conspiracy that excludes your guild, you're just a paranoid fool.

Don't go turning Invictus Maneo into Invictus Belli(e-i-e-i-o)

i spoonfed LS tactics how to do RZ?
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im sorry but that is quite amusing, i still have to ask the guild how to get to some mobs in zones much less lead a raid. LS was kind enough to let me raid with them and flag my sister's monk, in return when they had a few members ask if i would come heal, i went. All i did was spot heal and rez the dead, i was not even in the raid of 72 due to number of LS. but thanks for the vote of confidence of me being a master tactian, least you gave my guildies a hell of a laugh.

grats LS on your kill

I think you guys need to figure out the meaning of the word jealous, personally. Whatever you want to say about the kill, I don't see why anyone from IvM would be jealous. We've killed him like 12 times now.

Shorty..

I think perhaps before you sling that finger around you need to refer to Zenrks posts...

There you might find the definition...;)

Fandros

I read his posts...he doesn't like the way LS got the kill. I don't really see how that's jealousy.

4 attempts? i've been in the zone for LS to try the ring at least 30+ times and thats just when i'm exping, not including when i'm not on.

i can confirm LS tried more than 4 times! but that isnt the point I think :-/ I think LS could easily avoid this kind of trouble if they didnt have members from other guilds along at their big feats. Of course people are going to talk when this occurs, you have to expect it. If you dont want it to happen, make sure just LS kill the target, I have a hunch even the people that don't want to believe it, will respect the kill that way. Grats LS, have fun in the elementals.

Zenrk.... kill Xegony.

Congrats LS on your victory. Have fun in the elementals.


Ibudin

Hmmm he doesn't like how LS got the kill.

You mean he doesn't like how he assumes LS got the kill....

As Kinu stated earlier, you don't see anyone claiming IVM was spoonfed tactics on any of their kills...

Fandros

Quick question Sam...

Has LS ever ever flagged IVm folks??

Answer the question, I know the answer...

Yes is the answer..

How is this different?

lol

Fandros

This is different in the way, LS flagged IvM folks only after both LS and IvM got the kill, LS never flagged anyone for anything before they got the kill, with a small exception of some RiP folks one time i believe. That, and not many want to risk getting a flag on an encounter before the guild trying has succeeded, on the other side of the coin. I am not discrediting the kill at all, but if they really don't want people to talk, don't give them anything to talk about, its quite simple to figure out. (Remember AoW?.. I know Zehn does!) It always becomes a contraversy when people are around to help on the first kill. I'm simply pointing out that they could avoid this by disallowing members of other guilds, specifically those that have already killed the mob, then no one would have much room to talk shit, that's all.

I spoon fed Gokuu strats on how to molest ogres like Morogon with a spatula and flowbee. Actually, Gok taught me that.

Sam you were there. Don't deny it, you flaming-bag-of-poo slinging sk....tonight we raid Fazin's stash of gnome porn and his mini fridge.

I spoonfed Talb strats on how to poop in pillowcases.. Fazin loves that.

I am a machine

fazin owned, like a mofacka

>they worked their ass off and failed for over a month, only to have alyx walk them through how to do it. you pulled the same thing with AoW, little mind games.

I'm sorry, but I read this and all I could think of was Alyx saying:

"And then, after your MT gets aggro, have all the Clerics nuke his ass".

It always makes me laugh my ass off when stupid fucks try to pull a superiority trip on someone for not using "original tactics". Considering only about 0.001% of the people playing EQ actually defeat unspoiled content, ask these morons if they solved their epic quest without using a website.

If they are giving you shit about RZ tactics, ask them how they figured out the flag path to RZ. Did they solve all the quests and figure out the flagging order? Sure they did.

Unless you're taking on EQ as unspoiled content, you have no fucking business running your trap about someone's "borrowed" tactics (that's assuming the tactics were borrowed).

Not my business, but a rant that needed shared. People are so full of themselves. Makes me want to ralph.

We had 4 Attempts at RALLOS ZEK THE WARLORD.

On the 5th he died.

On the ring we had somewhere around 30ish yes.
We completely sucked at Tallon Zek kill until just recently.

"And then, after your MT gets aggro, have all the Clerics nuke his ass".

:evil

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Ivm has me running scared, Scared i might not finish a full set on my clr before next month.

It always makes me laugh my ass off when stupid fucks try to pull a superiority trip on someone for not using "original tactics". Considering only about 0.001% of the people playing EQ actually defeat unspoiled content, ask these morons if they solved their epic quest without using a website.

If they are giving you shit about RZ tactics, ask them how they figured out the flag path to RZ. Did they solve all the quests and figure out the flagging order? Sure they did.

Unless you're taking on EQ as unspoiled content, you have no fucking business running your trap about someone's "borrowed" tactics (that's assuming the tactics were borrowed).

Not my business, but a rant that needed shared. People are so full of themselves. Makes me want to ralph..

Dude this isn't even the funny part, the funny part is the same people have an ex leader of their parent guild in SH on very good terms with Fantor. They wont convince anyone with a clue they're doing it on their own, all they did on their own was give avatars in PoAir blowjobs.

my 46 bard needs the gear more than your alt sin :/ grats LS on kill plz kill sol ro now and kill shit in pofire :/

i am not going to get in to a cock mesuring contest with you guys because your the biggest dicks i have met. ( bad joke )

the only thing i have against LS is the time zone advantage and it's not their fault i dont hold it personally.

i seen EW fight mobs, your not anything special, get off your high horse , pull your panties out of your crack, welcome to reality ,


any mob you can kill we can kill,


any for anyone else to is replying and making up shit i said or implying any BS i am not going to even atempt to reply.

ok :smokin

At least he didn't pull a "haha was joke, u 2 ez! wuwu" out of his ass this time.

>welcome to reality

Strange thing to say about a game. If you think this is reality you should probably quit now and figure things out.

talbayne did spoon feed me tactics on how to die to meepup as she dispelled all my buffs x100000 THAT FUCKING BIOTCH

anyways, i'm sure wiggo was rofl'ing all around after the kill and lol'ing his ass off at hindarf who was really brollan incogneto who happend to die falling

Actually, having seen Wiggo in Air last night, I think their main tactic was to keep RZ stunned by his lack of fashion sense :(

he must of been using his spray paint epics

he must of been using his spray paint epics

Actually, it looked more like Drizzen had gotten ahold of his toon and some dye:rolleyes

actually the nuking part is quite true! when i was spoon feeding LS's clerics on how to hit their heal button correctly i was also teaching them the importance of keeping 2 nukes up (to obtain max DM output in a short amount of time)

when the fighting started i think i convinced all the clerics to double nuke the AOW, clearly this was a good strat as seeing as they won, and wiggo died like 4 times before he could loot his body

then i think the clerics started to get agro because we were such good nukers he decided to pummel the ones doing most the damage, it was bloody, i'm glad i used hindarf as a shield

better then my pink and light blue outfit someone decided to put me in, now i'm all white, i look dope, unless someone changed me again

i smell drizzen is behind this, that wanna be gnome rogue, no skill, no skill

besides me and dyschord do more dmg on raids then he does 8)

>besides me and dyschord do more dmg on raids then he does

That could be, but you alone probably do less healing than he does too :P

a monking using his/her bandage skill would do more healing then me on raids, and yes i hear he actually heals when he plays me or any other cleric, wtf?!?!

ways you can tell drizzen plays you, your inventory is more fucked up then immortalis on a friday night, and one of your GVD's is missing

>ways you can tell drizzen plays you, your inventory is more fucked up then immortalis on a friday night, and one of your GVD's is missing

I've tried one of those before and they don't really work like I would expect from the name, they just make you invisible :(

well, there was alot of hope during beta that that was what it actually did, a non see'able invis, it was fun trying to find that recipe, much like the legend gem cutter used to be, i think VI could not of made the game more fun (trade skill wise) then hinting of an item and not actually putting it in, or that quest involving the compactor and metal dragon - which was supposed to invovle queynos (as the safe haeven for the gnome) and dragon cliffs which is where the dragon was supposed to be.

too bad that zone never was put in, it would be cool to have a lvl 45+ zone hooked onto steam font, ran by a metal dragon pre kunark

the way I can tell its drizz, is that gokuu is being the butch in /gui and not the bitch like usual !

how i can tell its not gokuu on line and not ... aww never mind

but hey, when i log on, GC is usually dead, when i say hay, it lights up like christmas in vegas, usually insults but at least its not drull |I

>well, there was alot of hope during beta that that was what it actually did, a non see'able invis, it was fun trying to find that recipe, much like the legend gem cutter used to be, i think VI could not of made the game more fun (trade skill wise) then hinting of an item and not actually putting it in, or that quest involving the compactor and metal dragon - which was supposed to invovle queynos (as the safe haeven for the gnome) and dragon cliffs which is where the dragon was supposed to be.

You misunderstand me. I was hoping I could point it at Gnomes and delete them :(

i had hope

OFF TO CLASS TO GET NUMB IN THE MIND BRB

I'll tell you why some of my guildies are somewhat jaded or whatever you want to call it about LS's kill of RZ.

Early afternoon rolls around and nothing is going on. We all know that LS has been attempting RZ for a decent amount of time.

We expect them to nail him pretty soon so a few of us zone into tactics to see how they are doing by chilling at zone out and watching for any wipes. LS has a good amount of ppl in the zone and then it seems like 5-10 ppl from another "top" guild zone in to help them. Now whether they help or not I dont know for sure but after awhile LS fails. They regroup and more ppl from the same guild zone in. LS fails again.

The problem isnt LS failing. Stuff happens, ppl mess up, and the encounter isnt really easy until you have nailed it a time or two. The problem that some of my friends have are other guilds coming to help with a "major" event on the guilds first kill that was designed for one guild, "group" of ppl.

Thats basically it. Its all about respect. Ppl will have less respect for you if they think (even if they are wrong) that you had such obvious help as another guild particpating on a guild first.

Dedrik, The Other Ogre
Invictus Maneo

So it may have never actually occurred to you that these people from another guild may not have actually been coming into PoTactics for some other reason? It's not unheard of, I've heard the PoTactics exp is pretty good in a well rounded group and it's less cramped than Plane of Valomgsonoob!

It's true, we did accept help from RIP on 2 of our Rallos tries raids.

These were days when we couldn't get enough people on and instead of just quitting and leaving it up for IVM we went as far as to accept thier help.

I truly appreciate thier offering of help during those raids. Even though we failed both times.

If they EVER need my help, they can count on it should I be online.

May have, not May not have, Gawd its late here =/

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hahahaha...

Grats LS.

Thanks Zenrk for making my day! LOL It really makes me laugh sometimes when I see people so obsessed with trying to discredit competiton. Seariously dude, you'll do yourself and your guild better if you just concentrate on taking care of your own business. Stop looking for the conspiracy, there isn't one.

Once again grats LS on killing RZ.

Here Yee Here Yee..

As the newly deputized agent of one Alyx the dorfish cleric I've been given rights to bargin for his aid to all guilds needing l33t inside battle tactics...

Highest bidder will receive his services for one calender day. He'll help you rid the world of Emperor Crushbone, he'll aid you in stopping the vile dragons of NTOV and yes He'll even teach you the inside strats for all Elemental gods....

Disclaimer: This agent does not accept responsibilty for said Alyx having trouble finding his way to the group during said raid. See he's always getting lost and dying in all the above mentioned zones and forcing us to stop and drag him....

/plays Monty Python theme music throughout....

Fandros

Alyx would have to be awake long enough to explain the tactic right? That would immediately rule out any tactic longer then, "kill it."

/chuckle Zehn...

Indeed....

Fandros

hello i m tard euro and i need EST ppl dumbass to stay alive in drunder SAVE ME, SOME DORF ARE CHASING ME OMG


unload more shit please i m bored at work

fuck U man, welcome to ignore Kassos!

Shew likes d0rfs?! :(

i told alyx not to use his gm abilities to kill rz untill after the other guilds had zoned out

Lets all hold hands and sing happy songs.....
All of the guilds (excluding SOT) help each other out in flagging.. its no secret... this arguement is mute IMO.

Hmmm. I wouldnt go as far as saying SOT doesnt help others with flags.

Our policy is no. However, sometimes I bend that rule and sometimes we have traded some flags.

I know we have flaged a couple LS, several EW some CB not sure on any IVM.

Just cause I say no to some doesnt mean we say no to all. Any raid leader/guildleader can attest how many tells you get a night asking for flags. Its enough to annoy anyone into saying no.


/shurg Deecee not sure where your going with this :(

Grats LS on RZ. I know you guys tried countless times and never gave up. Good job.

Hey Kinens, can I get a flag next time you guys do Grummus...

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Leafy

sot helps with flagging dont know how u could say they arent, maybe they refused to flag u once? /shrugi like sot all cept tiko and DB they smell but adiene . . /drool

Anyone care to translate?

This thread is rad ...

It must hurt to see the SoT 'rejects' higher in the planes then you guys. 8/

New gay sig inc before 50megs.com nerfs it!

shortyrez dont ya think that joke gets old with the translating. Gawd think of something new

What joke...I didn't understand what he was saying.

Deecee:
Lets all hold hands and sing happy songs.....
All of the guilds (excluding SOT) help each other out in flagging.. its no secret.

Kinens:
Hmmm. I wouldnt go as far as saying SOT doesnt help others with flags. Our policy is no. However, sometimes I bend that rule

/shurg Deecee not sure where your going with this

I don't see what the problem is here.. Deecee wasn't looking down on you for doing so, your policy is generally No, as you stated yourself. Why take it as an insult? If you read the whole post, Deecee is just saying it doesnt matter who is at who's kill - since most guilds flag each other anyways.

I don't understand why you get defensive over such things ;p

WTS: Samamusuke's kidneys, $20 us per

i still wonder why we bother with ivm ew flag folks since they never able to flag our folks in their times

that must be what americans call "the ownfuckbagOwned "europe

who knows

hats some nicknames ya all have said in guild chat for the other guilds mocking there names
that should be good for a few bumps
aka i have heard casus belli calls landslide drizzenslide

Landfill is the most common one.

I think we are the battlerez masters or something gay like that.

I use "Spherical Transvestites", "Rest In Pieces", "Landfuck/fill", and sometimes "Infuctus Pocketgmaneo".

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Haha, I remember the "Ring of IvM" tell I got from Dalenn one night. 8/

we us "Crushbones Bandits"
=P

alternativly "Cockus Blockus"

I wish we had a pocket GM. We'd sure have gotten fucked over less. Closest thing we have to a pocket GM is Brioma coming to 2-3 raids a week to take off one of my surnames.

I severly doubt Alyx gave away any real battle plans unless he asked for Ferocity and Ferine Avatar.

I wish we had a pocket GM.

Yeah, musta sucked when Mikamira got kicked out of the guide program. Nephlites little cyber buddy no longer in power. 8(

Mikamira owned, she was the only guide that actually gave a shit, and looked into my account when it got hacked, the rest i talked to told me that guides, not even GMs, could check logs and see if I was hacked, which I knew was bullshit. From what I've heard, her problem was being a guide that actually wanted to make things "right".

You mean by calling people Niggers and despawning the Avatar of War because Nephlite had a woody? =p

Mikamira was awesome, I still have a screenshot of this time she was forced to come "investigate" the case of some trains in CT on some lame Final Destiny group, and some KSing maybe, and some harrassment....

But anyway, the screenshot is of Mikamira shooting gnomish fireworks into my ass. It rules.

>I severly doubt Alyx gave away any real battle plans unless he asked for Ferocity and Ferine Avatar.

If he did that, I would bet he gave away the optimum spot for positioning of the Beastlord corpse that is a prerequisite to winning too :(

What does a beastlord do besides take monk loot that would normally rot anyways?

Well Zehn...

They die horribly of course...

Fandros

Well that goes without saying.