maddox.xmission.com/beat.html (http://maddox.xmission.com/beat.html)

that's just wrong dude.....

My parents beat me once a day wheather i need it or not...

Yeah I read that...Maddox owns. All parents should do this. My mother once bent a metal spoon-shaped ladel over my backside. Was a huge metal ladel and wasn't cheap metal either. Let's just say that one left a mark =p Kids suck. Parents should beat their kids.

lol, maddox owns. i took his advice and performed it on the kid i tutor, he is now getting straight A's =D

Read the ENTIRE site. It's just straight out hillarious.

I'd used to beg an ass beating over getting grounded.


You were caught smoking today, your grounded.

Can't I just take an ass whoopin? I'll go cut the switch and everything?

Later that night:

Bye dad, (going to experiment with drugs and alcohol, muttered under breathe.)