Baltyn
02-15-2004, 02:29 PM
Copied from another board.
Q: Why does it rain so much in the Karanas?
A: Because everytime a ranger dies, Tunare sheds a tear.
Q: How can you tell a ranger tried to break into your house??
A: Your cat is camping his corpse.
Q: Why don't rangers get FD?
A: Because the fall to the ground would kill them.
Q: What do you call a Warrior with no arms and no legs?
A: I don't know, but it's better than a Ranger.
Q: How do you know when a ranger has been tanking?
A: You're on CR.
Q: Why is ranger armor green and brown?
A: Green so they can find their corpse in the dirt and brown so they can find their corpse on the grass.
Q: Why is a Ranger like a cheap $20.00 whore?
A: They go DOWN on anything and everything
Q: Whats the shortest Ranger joke ever?
A: LFG.
Q: what do you call a druid that doesnt have any spells and thinks he can melee?
A: A ranger!
Q: What is the difference between a ranger and a corpse?
A: 30 seconds of combat!
Q: What did one ranger say to the other at the soulbinder?
A: Do you come here often?
Q: Why did the Ranger cross the road ?
A: Because the chicken got him down to half a bub !
Thinks to ask rangers
Ask if they need to get Aego before going in out door zones just in case it rains and they start losing HP.
Ask them if they've made a "/consent" hotkey yet to save time.
Ask them why they came to this raid, since there will be no need for them to eat any DT's.
Misc
Ranger - Tank Simulator
/shout TRAIN TO ZONE!!! RANGERS AND CHILDREN FIRST!!
A_Random_Guildie says, "What does this MOB drop?"
You say, "RANGERS!"
A Ranger walks into a bar.... LOADING PLEASE WAIT.
Just after Kunark was released and epic discusions were rife. General consensus was that the ranger epic would proc "resurrection".
It's more mana-efficient to res a ranger then heal one.
Monk (pulling): "Incoming, random_mob_o1 times three!!"
Raid Leader: "Off yer butz! Meleers to the front, casters step back....rangers....try to look as if you are contributing."
Poetry!
Sung to the tune of "Staying Alive"
Well, you can tell by the way my hitpoints go,
I'm a ranger man: AC's too low.
My blades are sharp and shields are scorned,
I've been tankin' mobs since I was born.
And now it's all right - it's okay.
And I may snare and run away.
You can try - to understand -
why mobs only hit a ranger man.
If you are in danger and if you're not a ranger,
You're stayin alive, stayin' alive.
Feel my bones a-breakin'
and my ivy helm a-shakin'
and you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin alive.
STAYIN ALIIIIIIIIIVE... yeah!
Well now, I get spanked or I get beat
But if I don't get either it's really neat.
Got low delay blades in each fist
I'm a dual-wield man - and I get mobs pissed.
You know it's all right, it's okay.
I'll get my corpse another day.
You can try - to understand -
why you chain-heal a ranger man.
If you are in danger and if you're not a ranger,
You're stayin alive, stayin' alive.
Feel my bones a-breakin' and my ivy helm a-shakin'
and you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin alive.
STAYIN ALIIIIIIIIIVE... yeah!
Life goin' quickly. Somebody heal me.
Somebody heal me, yeah.
Life goin' quickly. Somebody heal me, yeah.
Stayin' Alive --- (to beginning and fade... Well, you can tell.... )
Q: Why does it rain so much in the Karanas?
A: Because everytime a ranger dies, Tunare sheds a tear.
Q: How can you tell a ranger tried to break into your house??
A: Your cat is camping his corpse.
Q: Why don't rangers get FD?
A: Because the fall to the ground would kill them.
Q: What do you call a Warrior with no arms and no legs?
A: I don't know, but it's better than a Ranger.
Q: How do you know when a ranger has been tanking?
A: You're on CR.
Q: Why is ranger armor green and brown?
A: Green so they can find their corpse in the dirt and brown so they can find their corpse on the grass.
Q: Why is a Ranger like a cheap $20.00 whore?
A: They go DOWN on anything and everything
Q: Whats the shortest Ranger joke ever?
A: LFG.
Q: what do you call a druid that doesnt have any spells and thinks he can melee?
A: A ranger!
Q: What is the difference between a ranger and a corpse?
A: 30 seconds of combat!
Q: What did one ranger say to the other at the soulbinder?
A: Do you come here often?
Q: Why did the Ranger cross the road ?
A: Because the chicken got him down to half a bub !
Thinks to ask rangers
Ask if they need to get Aego before going in out door zones just in case it rains and they start losing HP.
Ask them if they've made a "/consent" hotkey yet to save time.
Ask them why they came to this raid, since there will be no need for them to eat any DT's.
Misc
Ranger - Tank Simulator
/shout TRAIN TO ZONE!!! RANGERS AND CHILDREN FIRST!!
A_Random_Guildie says, "What does this MOB drop?"
You say, "RANGERS!"
A Ranger walks into a bar.... LOADING PLEASE WAIT.
Just after Kunark was released and epic discusions were rife. General consensus was that the ranger epic would proc "resurrection".
It's more mana-efficient to res a ranger then heal one.
Monk (pulling): "Incoming, random_mob_o1 times three!!"
Raid Leader: "Off yer butz! Meleers to the front, casters step back....rangers....try to look as if you are contributing."
Poetry!
Sung to the tune of "Staying Alive"
Well, you can tell by the way my hitpoints go,
I'm a ranger man: AC's too low.
My blades are sharp and shields are scorned,
I've been tankin' mobs since I was born.
And now it's all right - it's okay.
And I may snare and run away.
You can try - to understand -
why mobs only hit a ranger man.
If you are in danger and if you're not a ranger,
You're stayin alive, stayin' alive.
Feel my bones a-breakin'
and my ivy helm a-shakin'
and you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin alive.
STAYIN ALIIIIIIIIIVE... yeah!
Well now, I get spanked or I get beat
But if I don't get either it's really neat.
Got low delay blades in each fist
I'm a dual-wield man - and I get mobs pissed.
You know it's all right, it's okay.
I'll get my corpse another day.
You can try - to understand -
why you chain-heal a ranger man.
If you are in danger and if you're not a ranger,
You're stayin alive, stayin' alive.
Feel my bones a-breakin' and my ivy helm a-shakin'
and you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin alive.
STAYIN ALIIIIIIIIIVE... yeah!
Life goin' quickly. Somebody heal me.
Somebody heal me, yeah.
Life goin' quickly. Somebody heal me, yeah.
Stayin' Alive --- (to beginning and fade... Well, you can tell.... )