Nydia Ywalmoriel
11-27-2007, 01:37 PM
Hey all, I thought this was a hoot (and reminded me about the PBS children's show host who was fired for fake PSAs she'd done in her past) and thought I'd share it.
As Halo and some of the other folks who have visited London may know, the announcements done over the PA system in the Underground are in a soothing female voice, voiced by a woman by the name of Emma Clarke. On a lark, she posted some spoof Tube announcements on her website for people's entertainment. Her employers, Transport for London, were not amused and sacked her last week, but the spoof announcements remain, hosted on a few mirrors as her own website is crashing due to traffic:
http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2007/11/27/the-voice-of-the-london-underground.html
The voice files can be heard at the linked site. My personal favorites:
"Do not drop litter on the train. Please use the tramps (tramps referring to 'bums' on their side of the pond, not 'ladies of easy virtue') provided."
"Passengers are reminded that a smile is actually a friendship signal - not a sign of weakness."
Regards,
Nydia
As Halo and some of the other folks who have visited London may know, the announcements done over the PA system in the Underground are in a soothing female voice, voiced by a woman by the name of Emma Clarke. On a lark, she posted some spoof Tube announcements on her website for people's entertainment. Her employers, Transport for London, were not amused and sacked her last week, but the spoof announcements remain, hosted on a few mirrors as her own website is crashing due to traffic:
http://www.welcometowallyworld.com/frontpage/2007/11/27/the-voice-of-the-london-underground.html
The voice files can be heard at the linked site. My personal favorites:
"Do not drop litter on the train. Please use the tramps (tramps referring to 'bums' on their side of the pond, not 'ladies of easy virtue') provided."
"Passengers are reminded that a smile is actually a friendship signal - not a sign of weakness."
Regards,
Nydia