Here are some tips for you: LINK (http://www-unix.oit.umass.edu/%7Ethoureau/japanese.html).

Ok, THAT shit was funny!!! ROFL

True dat. True dat.
Only funny 'cause I've actually looked into learning that fricking language.
I didn't get far past ikagasamadesu.

That's hysterical. :D

Haha.

The term "Holocaust" comes from the Latin roots "Holi" and "Causm", meaning "to major in Japanese".
For example, if you combine the Kanji for "small", and "woman", you get the word "carbeurator"
English Sentence:
Jane went to the school.

Same Sentence In Japanese:
School Jane To Went Monkey Apple Carbeurator.
That's some funny stuff.