Damn I hate it when Im watching a lesbian porno, and the two girls are gettin all nasty, ripping each others clothes off, and then all of a sudden the camera pans to some fucking dude watching! What the fuck I mean seriously... the movie is called NO DICKS ALLOWED for christs sake and all of a sudden Im watching this 200 pound Italian guy lick his lips when I thought I was getting some sweet punanny on punanny action. Thats just fucked up - If I wanted sausage in my porno I would have rented.. oh I dont know.. Pussy Pounders 3 or something.. Damnit. Totally screwed up "me time".

Master Damoiel Mindbend
Retired Enchanter of the 60th Season

Fisting?

Was that not clear?
I thought it was clear.

Master Damoiel Mindbend
Retired Enchanter of the 60th Season

five knuckle shuffle?

floggin the dolphin?

fixing the pipes?

punching the clown

That's why I like Girls Gone Wild. All boobies, no sausage.

It does get kinda boring after a while, but meh, I keep watching.

Those japanese fuckers with the bukakke, brutality, and skat are the scary fucks. I know that everything I find disgusting, someone is "bobbing the weasel" to it at this very moment, but damn.

Anyway, 2's company, and 3 is a fuckload of fun. You get to imagine the guy/hero is you.

Fuck it, I'm quitting my job and becoming a pool boy or pizza deliver boy. And by the way, ever notice all the (hey, let's have sex right place right time jobs) have "boy" in the title?

I thought it was the Germans that went in for the scat... Do you like getting pooped on Hartmut?

Master Damoiel Mindbend
Retired Enchanter of the 60th Season

Though as soon as I go to Family Video and see "Furries volume 17! Chickens gone wild" I'm going to personally murder everyone below the age of 14.

I'm going to personally murder everyone below the age of 14.

That's a lot 'a murderin'.

--Cen

I should prolly get a head start.

I'll help.

And I actually agree with ya slant.