If your wife/girlfriend ever walks in on you getting freaky with another woman, just look at her and say "Baby, at least I wasn't screwing a chicken."

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:o

Morbok Mudblood
Ogre Warrior

Insert "cock and hen" joke here.

I was talking with the other guys in my hooch the other day, we had a similar question much like the chicken or the egg...

Which came first, the Soldier or the Hooker?

After a bit of discussion we came to the conclusion it had to have been the soldier...

And the source of the secret sauce in McDonald's Chicken McNuggets is finally solved.

never going to mcdonalds again...