Stop me if you heard this one....

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class
was Squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying
attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He
was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently
been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him
to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his
mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and
returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the
back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him
sitting at his desk with his weenie hanging out. "I thought I
told you to call your mom!" she said. "I did," he said, "And
she told me that if I could stick it out till Noon, she'd come
and pick me up from school."

:devil