This happened a few months back when I was starting my summer classes in college to get some English classes out of the way. I encounter a girl I knew from my high school AP classes. We strike up a conversation; nearly an hour later, I ask her out to a movie. We agree to meet at a subway station at noon in a few days.

The few days pass. We meet at the subway station. A "PWNED!!!11!" sign would have appeared over my head if I were an online comic character.

Pwned #1: She comes wearing a "Jesus Loves You" t-shirt.

We take the subway to the Universal Citywalk, one of the bigger malls in LA. On the way, our conversation turns to religion. She says she's a Seventh Day Adventist. I've never heard of that denomination, so I (erroneously) infer that it's Mormon or Jehovah's Witnesses or something. Crap. She then asks if I drink. I reply that I do so occasionally.

Pwned #2: I get a glare that says, more or less, "..you, sir, are worse than Hitler!"

It's obvious that I'm better off not making a move and just sitting this out. We get our tickets for "28 Days Later." The movie's pretty shitty as far as horror films go. I say just that. This, oddly enough, is the only curse word to leave my mouth to this point. I usually swear quite a bit.

Pwned #3: see #2.

We pick up some burgers and start discussing TV shows. I start talking about the Simpsons.

Pwned #4: "The Simpsons has too much dirty language."

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. She began to talk about her favorite show for about 20 minutes...

Pwned!!!11!one1 #5: It was "Dharma and Greg." Can someone imagine a dumber TV show? If I had a firearm, I'd have shot myself on the spot.

At this point, I'm interested in exactly one thing: getting home as fast as possible and wiping my memory clean with whatever alcohol I could find. We take the subway back, say goodbye (hopefully forever), and I walk back home. My mind temporarily turns into a tabula rasa from a vast amount booze.


Feel free to share your experiences as well, though I'm not entirely sure that someone can top this without getting kicked in the balls. Repeatedly.

1.) I would have cut it off right there. Anyone wearing a T-shirt like that can kiss my drunken ass.

2.) City walk is FUCKING GAY. Unless you go to that "Buca Di Beppo" Italian place, my sister works there and can hook you up bigtime.

3.) I have run into girls like this before. We were watching LOTR II DVD (Academy Screener) like 4 months ago, and one of the really hot chicks tells me that I am sick for cheering on Legolas and the director is even sicker for putting an orc head on a stick Thank god work called in the middle of it and I got to stand out in the cold on my cell for an hour rather than listen to her prattle on about why TV "violence" is wrong. Turns out shes ultra religious. Bye bye bitch.

4.) Dharma and Greg is the dumbest show on TV. Only stupid hippies watch it. It's basically a guide for the guy who is pussy whipped by a hippie bitch.



The worst date I ever had was when I basically got used by a really hot slutty blonde for a large amount of money. After eating at an expensive restruant (which she was not dressed correctly for) and annoying the shit out of me by talking very loud and being hyperactive, we went off to the mall where I got screwed into buying shit for her. I wound up getting a rather crappy, last minute BJ out of it, but I'd rather have my money back. And the hours spent driving around and listening to her constant valley girl babble about MTV and other stupid shit. Good thing I am an expert at ignoring calls and disappearing from people I don't like.

Dude, you had nothing to lose! Make your move!

What were you talking about for that first hour before you decided to meet for the movie?

2.) City walk is FUCKING GAY. Unless you go to that "Buca Di Beppo" Italian place, my sister works there and can hook you up bigtime

I <3 buca. I usually goto the one in old towne pasadena. I want the PWNED hookups :(
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you live in LA?

2.) City walk is FUCKING GAY. Unless you go to that "Buca Di Beppo" Italian place, my sister works there and can hook you up bigtime.

HOLY CRAP MAN! I just read that, that place is fucken awesome, especially when you are high...

when does your sister work! I'd go to citywalk just to eat there haha, the one in pasadena is way too far, I live by the Beverly Center.

Is she hot?

of course i live in LA.

I live in west covina, work in pasadena /pwn

I would have at least had sex with her. Bend her over slam 9 inches of beef into her. That will straighten her ass right out.

I would have at least had sex with her. Bend her over slam 9 inches of beef into her. That will straighten her ass right out.

bestill my heart you romancer :/

Dart woulda had to come up with 4 of his best friends to manage 9 inches. 8/

Next time find a Catholic girl. You'll get a lot further.

Catholic girls start much too late

You knew the wrong Catholic girls.

Sooner or later it comes down to fate.. He might as well be the one..

(we dating ourselves?)

'she said - but only the good die young.'

Yes, L2, we are, but I have to admit that when Thor mentioned Catholic girls, it wasn't Billy Joel that came to mind, but Frank Zappa... ;)

Regards,
Nydia Ywalmoriel
Autonomous Collective

When I think of Catholic girls, I remember High school.

There were two sister schools that were all girls Catholic schools to the all boys Catholic school I attended.

The Mercy girls wore burgandy and pink, and the Holy Names girls dressed in the plaid skirts and white tops.

My rather insane girlfriend went to Mercy and used to like to stop in the graveyard for a morning quickie on the way to school.

Esbat
Catholic School Victim

Dude, you had nothing to lose! Make your move!

Meh, it was obvious that she was ultra-religious. While I did not particularly enjoy that fact, I had to act respectfully.

What were you talking about for that first hour before you decided to meet for the movie?

We discussed colleges, classes, some politics, our respective backgrounds (as both of us immigrated here), and a bunch of other stuff. I dunno, both of us were decidedly boring people :p

Is she hot?
Yes, she was pretty hot.

just pwned........ just pwned that's all i gotta say to you paladud!

lol that was great.. was she hawt? got pixorz plz?

I would have been like, "Hahahhaa nice T-Shirt, I like sarcastic/ironic t shirts, religion is so fucking stupid! :D " That would have gotten me pwned :)

Pwned #4: "The Simpsons has too much dirty language."


all of that other stuff could have been worked through but if she dislikes the simpsons, cut her loose right then and there

You should have worn This (http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a64) or This (http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a112)

T Shirt hell is so owny. And Zarakin, you from West Cov? and how old are you, maybe we know some of the same people.

As far as bad dates, the worst ones are the ones you go on girl that have boyfriends and don't tell you about it till you catch up with her 3 years later... thats all I got to say about that.

My personal religious t-shirt favorite?

On the front it says, "Jesus Saves!!"

On the back, it says, "the rest of you take 6D6 points damage."

hehhehheh

God I am funny pre 7 am.

haha cara, good one :lol

As far as bad dates, the worst ones are the ones you go on girl that have boyfriends and don't tell you about it till you catch up with her 3 years later... thats all I got to say about that.

Even worse is when you go on a date and they SPEND THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME talking about thier boyfriend they neglected to mention when you very bluntly asked them out.

It's obvious that I'm better off not making a move and just sitting this out. We get our tickets for "28 Days Later."

At a minimum, the $7 is worth a hand job... :lol

Wliten, the second t-shirt owns. Cara... all I can say is :lol


Edit: Oh, and she did mention having a boyfriend somewhere toward the end. That fact couldn't particularly piss me off at that point, though - someone else can listen about Dharma and Greg :lol I really feel sorry for the guy, whoever he may be, for putting up with that shit for more than a day.

i just remembered an awsome bumper sticker. went something like:

Jesus loves you...
but everyone else
thinks your an asshole.

Shewdogg,

Im 22. Hey, come to the whiskey this saturday night, co8 is playing at 9:45. Check them out live! Its exciting and all ages.

Im 22 too! Pics pleeb!!#!!!!

marz,

Come to the whiskey in hollywood :)

I got plans on saturday. What's your email, I wanna drop some names but not on the message board.

bah, you have ezinbox disabled

email me at



EDIT : Actually, cancel that.. EZinbox message me damnit :)

geez just email each other and exchange #'s already

dont make me edit you Baltyn!!


/smite

/rude

Baltyn tells you, 'Cyber me and ill make you a mod'


Bastard!~

Maybe I will, it's exactly 10 minutes from me.

bah that was Hubbe not me...hes shorter and hairier

Wtf guys, I feel left out :p If you're not going to a bar or 21+ club, I'd like to join ya. So.. paladud LFG. PM me please.

we should have a get together in hollywood sometime, the whiskey is so lame btw =/ but not nearly as bad as the roxie, i live like 15min walk from the whiskey heh

the whiskey does kinda suck, i live 10 min from it so yea if you decide to meet up or something i'm there (Tierfin you've never been to the whiskey stfu) :hat

Yes yes, lets make sure to bring Willgatus.

That way, instead of getting drunk and needing a designated driver, we can all take turns making sure he doesn't start shit in the ball pit at Chuck-E-Cheese.

:rollin

j/k man:lol

hehe invite his god freak friend also

To quote Zensen... "Omfg wtf stfu!"

Seriously though, I'd like to meet you folks.

Yea, whiskey isnt that great, but its my roommates band and they rock :)

so, ill be at the whiskey, come if you want. Me and 4 other aro EQ junkies will be there.

hey just think of it as revenge...invite her along and try to convert her or atleast annoy the piss out of her

if you guys were to go somewhere after the whiskey that would be cool, cuz my music list doesn't include crap rock, i actually get headaches in those places, my ears/brain can only take so much abuse.

My mind temporarily turns into a tabula rasa from a vast amount booze.
/ROFL

Wondering how many got that :)

Edit: Bleh, no reading comprehension skills. Will be at the Whiskey tomorrow night. I'm a tall, pasty dark-haired weirdo with 4-5 days' worth of stubble, plain grey T-shirt and khakis.

Baltyn: She lives on campus somewhere far off now. I haven't heard from her in a long, long time, so I'm happy.

She lives on campus somewhere far off now. I haven't heard from her in a long, long time, so I'm happy.

A.K.A Felwhite

I told ya not to leave the house when youre on acid WillyG!!
:lol

*slaps Gerf with a herring*

Will...tomorrow = sunday the 27th? and are you all meeting someplace after the whiskey? i really don't have the money or the want to go into the whiskey, Tierfin and I aren't too fond of it as you already know, lets meet up afterwards don't care where but if you want some choices i know of a few places.

Lark, that sounds pretty good. I'm no huge fan of rock myself (edging in Evanescence and Metallica as well as some oldies into a predominantly classical/Vysotsky repertoire) but I'd still like to meet some fellow ex-EQers and those still playing IRL. I'm open to ideas for afterward, though.

I'm cool with whatever. If you guys plan something for afterwards, Im in :)

fuck count me out for this weekend, jewish new year and all totally forgot i wont be able to go anywhere, we'll figure something out soon though sorry :(

Alright, we'll work something out on the spot. I'll try to arrange something next week where we can include Tier and Lark.

PM your phone, i still got saturday free after your whiskey fun.

sometime we should get together and all head to citywalk to buca di bepo or what not with marz :)

next week might be a problem, not 100% but might, i know that the last day of the jewish holiday is i think sunday and monday, but saturday i have my friend's bday at my house but i don't think it will be too late, so Tier and I might be able to make something happen after the party if we aren't too sloshed, friday is totally open if you guys wanna do something then, maybe even thursday too if Tier is up for it.

My roommate is the lead singer of co8 and an avid EQ junkie also. lvl 65 ranger.. Darzin.

Come on now.. you gotsta come!
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Feeling a bit sick atm, but i'll try to make it. What do you and Marz look like?

Nerds.

And Zark, I added you to my AIM buddy list, I'm shadowxdt. And no that is not an invite for fags like Talari and Buyza to start IM'ing me again :(

I'm stuck at work all day in a meeting, so it's up in the air right now.

I look like Shews twin lol.

coolio!

well, ill be there at like 6pm, and ill be there all night
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I look like Shews twin lol.

You are sexy.

I look like Shews twin lol.


You are sexy.


You are gay.

You are gay.

I know you are but what am I?

change of plans heh, i'll be able to make it tonight, Will, Tierfin and i tried to give you a call no answer at the # you gave, we'll try back later, we can meet up at like anyplace around here pretty much it doesn't matter where, In-N-Out even, just post a reply or EZ-Inbox Tierfin, mine isn't activated, we'll try and call you later like i said. oh and btw, Marz, you have a msg in your in-box too from Tierfin, and Zark, come on, you gotta come with us tonight even just for a little bit.
:hat

im driving myself and 4 others. Im at the mercy of their plans.

But, ill be at the wiskey, hopefully ill see you there :)


Sig is too big.Please adjust please.

you have a cell # or something where we can reach you if we can't find you? PM it to Tierfin my Ezboard inbox don't work i never activated it but we can retreive it from his.

Replyed to with contact info, gimme a call, I'll still be at work, but I'll just leave from there whenever.

want us to leave you a message on the machine or something? no answer.

Just got back from work, toss me an IM or hit up my phone.

Ok, I'm back. Headed out to the Whiskey on foot, eta 40ish mins.

No cell btw. PM me or something please.

Alright, we're gonna reschedule this. Last minute stuff usually doesnt work.

Gonna go crack open the Goose and get plastered now.

Ok, I walked to the Whisky. I listened to what was playing inside (around 8:30)...

To the band's credit, I cannot say it was bad music. On the other hand, I cannot say it was good music, either. In fact, I'd be hard-pressed to call it music at all. It was, for the lack of a better term, auditory rape.

Good call on cancelling the hangout :)

Tierfin sucks :(

the band at 830 was a matallica tribute band.. sucky... co8 went on at 9:42. They had a great show, if anyone saw it

EDIT: Please adjust your sig or stop using it in your posts.Thanks.