Behold! The Pandaren Express! (http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/info/underdev/pandaren-xpress.html)

/panda - delicious chinese food delivered right to your doorstep.

For a limited time only, order 4 Spring Rolls, get 1 free!

It'd be nice if April Fool's jokes weren't so blaringly obvious. (

This was the best part :/

No more tedious walking over to the telephone! No more arduous pushing of unfamiliar phone numbers!