The woman was driving in the lane next to me on the way home, 5:30 rush hour traffic, 50mph zone, and she was turning off onto the 65mph highway. In her left hand was a cell phone, and in her right a cup of coffee (I assume coffee) and a cigarette between two fingers as well.

What struck me funny tho' was her bumper sticker:

Critical Thinking - The Other National Deficit


The irony was exquisite.:D