some highlights that come to mind:

still no weapons of mass destruction
the riaa sues a 12 year old girl who downloaded songs

claims of human babies being cloned
mj experiments with children too

canada says "yes" to same sex marriages
spears and maddona share some tongue

Korn releases the best cd ever.....

and this is where you delete your account, cause korn sucked, past got the life cd :)