Star Wars Episode 3 script **LEAKED!!!!111oneone**

Lleauric · 08-05-2003

Read it all HERE!!

link

Vladius · 08-05-2003

This script is obviously a fake. I didn't get past page 3 before the stupidity of it all turned me off. Han Solo a clone? Wow that's conveinent. The last 2 movies were stupid but not this stupid.

Anterak · 08-05-2003

Quote:

Han Solo gets up from the table, knocks over his chair, picks up a
duffel bag and walks away. He opens the bag and there is a puppy
inside. He takes it out and kisses it on the head.

&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp HAN SOLO
&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp It is okay, Chewbacca, we will be all right.

MUAHAHAH :rollin
That's the funniest thing I've read for a long time, I'm almost crying!! Thanks for the link L2. /cackles nervously

08-05-2003

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Queegon was an idiot. They're in your teeth.

That wins the "spit-coffee on the monitor" award for today.

Close second:

Quote:

This script is obviously a fake. I didn't get past page 3

ThePerfectFlaw · 08-05-2003

<blockquote style="padding-left:0.5em; margin-left:0; margin-right:0; margin-top:0; margin-bottom:0; border-left:solid 2">Darth Carnage leaps up after him and they circle each other like growling dogs, which is a metaphor.</blockquote>

Hahahaha.

08-05-2003

Padme rushes to the window and throws the baby out! Obie Wan, outside,
catches the baby with The Force.

(Yells out the window): OBIE WAN! TAKE THIS CHILD TO TATOOINE WHERE HE WILL BE SAFE!

&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp DARTH VADER
&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp You fool! It matters not. Get back in bed this instant, and I will impregnate you again with an even better child!

hahah roflmao

Dartaignon · 08-06-2003

Kortak, your sig looks like an ass in the background. The buttchecks are above your arms.

08-06-2003

Quote:

This script is obviously a fake. I didn't get past page 3 before the stupidity of it all turned me off. Han Solo a clone? Wow that's conveinent. The last 2 movies were stupid but not this stupid.

No! You don't say?

ThePerfectFlaw · 08-06-2003

Someone's never been to Something aweful before. 8/

08-06-2003

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Kortak, your sig looks like an ass in the background. The buttchecks are above your arms.

they are sagging breasts

08-05-2003	#1
Lleauric Futue Te Ipsum! Joined: May 2001 Location: Connecticut Posts: 3,439 vCash: 1000	Star Wars Episode 3 script LEAKED!!!!111oneone Read it all HERE!! link

08-05-2003	#2
Vladius The Red Wizard Joined: Mar 2003 Location: Macon, GA Posts: 150 vCash: 1000	fake This script is obviously a fake. I didn't get past page 3 before the stupidity of it all turned me off. Han Solo a clone? Wow that's conveinent. The last 2 movies were stupid but not this stupid.

08-06-2003	#9
ThePerfectFlaw Lord of the Dance Joined: Oct 2001 Location: Scurry, Scurry, Andy's here! Posts: 2,003 vCash: 1000	Re: fake Someone's never been to Something aweful before. 8/

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Kreoshin Guest Joined: Posts: n/a vCash:	Padme rushes to the window and throws the baby out! Obie Wan, outside, catches the baby with The Force. (Yells out the window): OBIE WAN! TAKE THIS CHILD TO TATOOINE WHERE HE WILL BE SAFE! &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp DARTH VADER &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp You fool! It matters not. Get back in bed this instant, and I will impregnate you again with an even better child! hahah roflmao

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