Star Wars Kid goes nuts, parents sue. - Page 2

07-26-2003

The fact that the kid feels humiliated is the reason why he gets mocked so much. Damn, if i was him, i'd be like, raar, eat my lightsabre bitch!!

07-26-2003

One time, while masturbating, I accidentally used superglue and glued my penis to my hand, then got caught trying to break into a car to steal paint thinner. I ahd to go to the emergency ward with my father, who proceeded to tell the entire room what happened.

Wait, that was American Pie II.

07-27-2003

That's a Canadians for you. Sue instead of revenge. If this was an American youth, he would of gone to school with a few grenades and shotguns and got even.

Anyone else read the story and just not believe it. It seemed like a real shotty job. Just for some reason, it seemed like a spoof or something. It's probally just me though.

Nose

Vaxumgax · 07-27-2003

*** This takes you to the video, but be warned that the websight is not worksafe by any means. Enter at your own risk ***

StarWarsKid

Another

Pretty dumb video, but it was made

07-27-2003

Why the fuck did he record it if he didn't want others to see it, dumbfuck =/

mirdorr · 07-28-2003

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Oh, and anyone who hasn't done anything embarrasing like what he did, please stand up.

It doesn't take much intelligence to hit the "stop recording" button.

Palimax Sceleris · 07-28-2003

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Why the fuck did he record it if he didn't want others to see it, dumbfuck =/

I believe he taped it, presumably so he could critique his own performance. Uncoordinated or not, he was at least trying to improve his "martial arts." As I understand it, the tapes fell into the hands of his "friends" who thought it'd be funny to distribute.

They were right - it's funny, but it's gone too far.

07-28-2003

Welp examine the evidence.....

FAT KIDS = FUNNY
RETARD SEIZURE DANCING = HELLA FUNNY
RECORDING IT = STUPID

Watching the kids emotional crumble the tears well up and his potential suicide = PRICELESS!

Too fucking bad --- Shouldn't be fat, careless, and a shit "martial artist" dumb enough to tape it. Hi nothing THAT FAT and UNCOORDINATED could effectively Martial anything 'cept maybe a TWINKIE or TWO!

DiscW · 07-31-2003

Hoping ya were kidding with that last statement there aelani. If not, you're a dumbfuck.

If a 90 year old who just recovered from cancer can become good at a martial art, I'd think anyone who tries hard enough can.

Yes, that includes fat kids whom idiots like you seem to enjoy making fun of.

07-26-2003	#11
JammanDarkdaddy Guest Joined: Posts: n/a vCash:	Re: hmm The fact that the kid feels humiliated is the reason why he gets mocked so much. Damn, if i was him, i'd be like, raar, eat my lightsabre bitch!!

07-26-2003	#12
Karmon Shadowstalker Guest Joined: Posts: n/a vCash:	Re: hmm One time, while masturbating, I accidentally used superglue and glued my penis to my hand, then got caught trying to break into a car to steal paint thinner. I ahd to go to the emergency ward with my father, who proceeded to tell the entire room what happened. Wait, that was American Pie II.

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07-27-2003	#13
broneb Guest Joined: Posts: n/a vCash:	That's a Canadians for you. Sue instead of revenge. If this was an American youth, he would of gone to school with a few grenades and shotguns and got even. Anyone else read the story and just not believe it. It seemed like a real shotty job. Just for some reason, it seemed like a spoof or something. It's probally just me though. Nose

07-27-2003	#14
Vaxumgax New user Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 15 vCash: 1000	* This takes you to the video, but be warned that the websight is not worksafe by any means. Enter at your own risk * StarWarsKid Another Pretty dumb video, but it was made

07-27-2003	#15
orange cream Guest Joined: Posts: n/a vCash:	Why the fuck did he record it if he didn't want others to see it, dumbfuck =/

07-28-2003	#18
aelani Guest Joined: Posts: n/a vCash:	Welp examine the evidence..... FAT KIDS = FUNNY RETARD SEIZURE DANCING = HELLA FUNNY RECORDING IT = STUPID Watching the kids emotional crumble the tears well up and his potential suicide = PRICELESS! Too fucking bad --- Shouldn't be fat, careless, and a shit "martial artist" dumb enough to tape it. Hi nothing THAT FAT and UNCOORDINATED could effectively Martial anything 'cept maybe a TWINKIE or TWO!

07-31-2003	#19
DiscW Witty Title Joined: Mar 2003 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Party: N/A Posts: 1,344 vCash: 1451	Hoping ya were kidding with that last statement there aelani. If not, you're a dumbfuck. If a 90 year old who just recovered from cancer can become good at a martial art, I'd think anyone who tries hard enough can. Yes, that includes fat kids whom idiots like you seem to enjoy making fun of.

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